.:Kitty Fix Daily:.

2009-03-27T16:18:00.001-04:00

After months of not posting...I'm on my way back...I've had ALOT going on BUT dont worry, for those who DID appreciate me, I'm coming. Countdown...

Shop Til You Drop!

2008-11-21T04:32:00.002-05:00

For all you trendy/hip cool people...heres a coupon! Shop till your hearts content!

Ummm, Sir. SIR!!

2008-11-21T03:14:00.003-05:00

Yeah, Yeah I know i've been slackin. SUE ME!! ANYWAY...

I was on the phone late night and my other half put me up on something I hadnt even noticed. In the Kanye, "Heartless" video, the outfit he has on is the SAME if not VERY SIMILAR to the one he has on in the "Go Hard" video.

Explain this to me Kanye. RIGHT NOW. I never knew you to do something like that. I cant handle that. You are my fashion icon, dont do this to me.

Exhibit A: Heartless

Exhibit B: Go Hard

I AM slightly cool!

2008-11-08T21:38:00.002-05:00

So thanks to my SUPER HOOK UP @ AT&T, I was one of the first ppl ( at the store anyway) to get my hands on a brand spanking new Blackberry Bold!

JEZUUSSS!! I am in ♥ with this phone. Its like any other blackberry but SUPER juiced!! I cant say enough good things about it. It is kinda wide but, oh well! The phone retails for 550 but w/new service you can get it for like 329 or something.

Chile..spend the extra if you were going to get the Curve...might as well have the newest coolest one. But, Kitty is into electronics, so that's why I'm so amped I have it. Very user friendly ( for the bb expert, but for a newbie it'll be quite difficult lol), it looks great, the screen resolution is OVAH and its just a cool phone, gets TONS of compliments and i've only had the phone 3 days!

YAY!

So After all this time...

2008-11-08T21:14:00.002-05:00

I waited several years for this book to come out, Midnight by Sister Souljah. And let me just say...I was slightly disappointed. SLIGHTLY.

The entire story was just introducing us to Midnight as a person. From birth to age 14. Very interesting story but the shitty part is the way it ends. Its like build build build, OVER.

WTF!?!? Do I have to wait 5 more years before I know what the outcome is? And another thing that pissed me off, the book ONLY came out in hardback and it cost $26. JEZZZUS!! I cant deal...If you are into her first, then you'd probably want to read this.

Otherwise..dont waste ur time.

Sigh.

2008-11-04T15:58:00.001-05:00

Here is my political message for the day:

Vote.

Thanks! If i get one more text about voting i'm gonna scream, I VOTED 2 WEEKS AGO! Leave me alone!!!!! hehe..

COUNTDOWN.

2008-10-23T05:54:00.004-04:00

KITTY READERS!! Mark your calendars! The much anticipated sequel to Sister Souljah's break out story, The Coldest Winter Ever, will be making its appearance in all bookstores, November 4. Yes its a month after they originally said, but I dont give a rats ass!! I'm all too excited for this book! I found an excerpt, read and enjoy!!

Word to Life

"I am not who you think I am. If you love me, you love me for the wrong reasons.

Females tell me they love me because I'm tall. They love when I stand over them and look down. They love when I lay them down and my height and body weight dominates them.

Females tell me they love me because I'm pure black. They say they never seen a black man so masculine, so pretty, so beautiful before.

Females say they love my eyes. They're jet black too. Women claim they find a passion in them so forceful that they'll do anything I say.

Females tell me they love my body. They beg me for a hug even when there's nothing between me and them. They want to be captured in my embrace, and press their breasts against my chest.

Some females ask if they can just touch me. Some tremble when my hands touch them. They say they love the muscles in my arms. They surrender when I lift them up. They whine and moan in rapture. Some cry their pleasure. Some shake. Some pee.

Some of 'em even say they love the way my teeth look in my mouth and how my feet look in my kicks.

Females tell me they love the way I walk, like I'm soon to own the world.

Most females say they love that I'm quiet. Then shiver when I finally talk.

All of the women show me that they love my guns, the fact that I walk with two of them at times. Even the ones who get scared fall in love with their fear of me. Then they come at me even harder.

Some females say I'm too serious, then shield their eyes to hide their feelings from the shine when I finally smile.

I can't lie, I enjoy the good times that some of these women offer me. But I don't take them to heart. I know that they don't really even know me. All the shit that they are in love with is just my style and my looks, all window dressing.

I know that a man is his own beliefs, his own ideas and actions. If you knew me, you would know what I believe. If you knew what I believe, then you would understand how I think. You would understand my ideas and actions. Only then should you decide. Either you believe what I believe, or you admire what I believe and want to get with those beliefs. If not, in the long run, we got nothing in common. I can't take you seriously. I gotta go. You got nothing that makes me want to stay."

Yes lawd!!!

(SOURCE)

How dumb are you?

2008-10-23T05:46:00.004-04:00

So I'm an avid reader of Creative Loafing and they tend to tell the truth unlike The Onion. Anyway, tonight, I saw something that literally caused me to choke on my own breath. A republican house member and his wife had a daughter yesterday and they'd originally decided on naming her "Ava Grace", nice and cute.

HOWEVER dad had other plans in mind. While the mother was in recovery, he snuck downstairs to where they handle the birth certificates, names, etc..and filled out the paperwork. This is what the baby's REAL Government name is:

Sarah McCain Palin.

He needs to have his ass whooped. Thoroughly.

2008-10-22T00:59:00.003-04:00

*sigh* I guess its time I come out of hibernation and get back on my blogging grind. I guess a month sabbatical is long enough! lol...thanks to all those who actually gave a fu*k that I wasn't posting, etc...since I dont really have anything to talk about, lets just chat about things going on right now.

- Kanye, I ♥ you like no other...BUT if I continue to hear ONE MORE SONG from you about having your Love Locked Down, being Heartless and something the Coldest, I'm gonna call Alexis for you and tell her you want her back. I'm not stupid and neither are your fans....

-Lil Wayne...its time for you to take a nap. For at least one calendar "school semester", which for you since you didnt go to college or anything is 4 months.

-Beyonce...didnt nobody want you before Jay Z so nobody is rolling over in their dirty draws now cuz ya'll are married. They didnt wanna put a ring on it HENCE the reason you didnt have one before now.

-I secretly ♥ and hate Oj Da Juice Man. AY! AY!

Until tomorrow.....

Mission Impossible.

2008-09-25T09:32:00.005-04:00

And so..yeah..

I havent blogged in like 10 0r 11+ days...SLACKIN.

But KittyFix, unlike the "cool ppl" has a new 9 to 5 which keeps me PRETTY busy and doesnt allow much time for the blog. So i'm guessing i''m gonna be taking ANOTHER hiatus. lol...

I do HOWEVER want to open up the floor/forum for anybody who'd like to be a guest blogger here on KITTYFIX. Shoot me an email and let me know. IF not...well...dont send me stuff complaining about no updates!! lol, be proactive!

Shouts to my e-fam! Sane, BJ, Odara, A.Red...miss ya'll.

Where are you Yeezy!?!?

2008-09-11T17:05:00.002-04:00

Lol, I might be late, but Kanye is trying to show is G side. He was arrested this morning for destroying the razzi's camera. And when I say he CHUCKED the camera like he was scoring the winning touchdown at the superbowl...I wouldnt be lying! But the funny part is, remember how he was claiming he didnt have a ghostwriter on his blog? Well while he was being arrested and detained, there were like 4 updates to his blog.

LMAO!

Anyway, heres the videos

YO!

2008-09-08T17:47:00.001-04:00

So I just got a BB message from Mr. Big and he's on his way back from LA @ the VMA's and he said that Bow Wow and Angela Simmons are on the plane together, sitting side by side. lol..

wonder what that means?! '

hmm...

Sigh.

2008-09-07T03:45:00.004-04:00

Beyonca.

All I can say is What Were You Thinking? This is how you show up at Fashion Rocks?!? Really? That's what's hot in the streets? Wow.

(SOURCE)

MYSPACE LIVE!

2008-09-05T00:58:00.008-04:00

Tonight me and a few friends went to the Myspace/Tmobile Live concert @ Neighborhood Theatre. And everybody's babydaddy NELLY was in the building. Since I couldnt smuggle in my camera, I had to take a few shots on the blackberry and this is all I could come up with. Needless to say he is WAYYY HOTTA in person as is Ali and surprisingly whoever that dude is in the mask, lol. His new cd, sounds OKAY but there was nothing like the old shit to keep everybody hype. Even my TEXAS folk had a surprise, Paul Wall showed up and did "Grillz" and "Sittin Sidewayz." After my 5'' heels started diggin into my ankles, I knew it was time to hit the bricks! lol..nice show, thank god it was free. WHY!?

Because if it aint FO free...then it aint FO me!

I would have more, but these were the best ones of the bunch! OH WELL!

I CANT BREATHE!

2008-09-02T22:54:00.004-04:00

I gave off 3 silent screams when I saw this during the commercial of 90210!! My favorite series of books and FAV shopaholic, Becky Bloomwood is coming to the big screen!!! Not until Feb of 2009 but still! I'll be FRONT ROW CENTER! And funny girl Isla Fisher is playing the main character. The fashions in this movie i'm SURE are going to be OVAH! And I'm getting my mind ready right now!!

Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

2008-08-31T15:41:00.002-04:00

Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. *sigh*

Changes his name LEGALLY to "Ocho Cinco." Who do you think you are? You're on the train with a one way ticket to crazy town.

Karma

2008-08-25T21:03:00.005-04:00

Thanks to a loyal K!ttyFix reader (Hey girl!! ), I've recently found out that hip hops resident coon, Yung Berg got his chain snatched!

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Now either this chain snatching gentleman has a HELL of a replica or, YB is missing an integral part of his wardrobe!! hahahahaah

You can read a full rundown HERE, i refuse to waste that much energy typing about YB!

(SOURCE)

Umm, Okay.

2008-08-23T03:31:00.003-04:00

This is Senator Barack Obama's running mate, Delaware Senator Joe Biden. Umm..wtf is that!? Ok Obama, I'm not sure if that was a G move or not, but whatever floats your boat. We will see how this turns out w/McCain having Mitt Romney on his side.

The Bird Cage.

2008-08-23T03:02:00.002-04:00

I dont know who said THIS HERE was sexy but I beg to differ 5 times over. Even though Bow Wow is 21 or something, he still looks just the little boy that SB is. I guess man.

Drag-on Alert!!

2008-08-23T02:48:00.003-04:00

First you were channeling the spirit of Sacagawea and now you're pulling in the spirits of all the Drag Queens far and near. Girl, you are giving me full on FIERCE DRAGON and I dont know how much more I can take! And if I see this effing James & Elizabeth Plume feather vest ONE MORE time, I will pass out!

You Can't Tell Me..

2008-08-23T02:30:00.002-04:00

Aint NOBODY tellin me that the Jonas Brothers arent walking fashion statements EVERYTIME they are seen! I am simply in ♥ with their style. Tight pants and all. These young dudes are wearing european cut suits on a regular basis like its t-shirts and jeans! I cant take it!

It kills me that "black folk" a.k.a "black men" sometimes cant accept the fact that tight jeans dont necessarily mean that you're one of the "kids." It just a style. Wear it or dont, but dont be ignorant and stay stupid shit about people who do choose to embrace the style.

Jonas Bros, ya'll can do no wrong in my book right now! WORK OUT!!!

Chileee..

2008-08-23T02:21:00.002-04:00

Rhi Rhi.

You cannot do things like this. Those pieces are cute, just not TOGETHER! I understand that the boots are Balenciaga and they DID cost at least 12 stacks, you WILL not pair them with a flowy tank top and shorts. You will not. Now, I know it was your day off, but you CANT do things like this on ANY day, on or off.

Oh and a note to Ignorant ass Sandra Rose....how dare you say that Rhi and CB cant dress! LMAO! Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror. I'm guessing not. I need for you to keep it REAL cute or put it on mute ma'am.

Come On Man!!

2008-08-22T01:43:00.002-04:00

Now...I dont even really have to say anything because a picture is worth 100000 words in this case. But, how in the SAM HILL did you NOT extend your arm far enough to reach Tyson Gay's READY AND WAITING hand!?!? I dont get it. His hand is in PRIME position to recieve the baton! Dude you HAD the shit in his hand and you kept moving it!

I aint no Olympic athlete but I ran a few relays in my day and I know reach, STICK. Dont let go until the hand in front grabs it. Period.

Dummies.

Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

2008-08-20T00:55:00.002-04:00

Now, look at this picture and see if you can see what's wrong with this casting call. When I saw this I couldnt contain myself.

yawn I'm Back!

2008-08-20T00:44:00.003-04:00

lol..so I guess my break is over. Some folk missed me, some didnt. I dont care! Lol..I was tired! Back to business..

.:Kitty Fix Daily:.

Shop Til You Drop!

Ummm, Sir. SIR!!

I AM slightly cool!

So After all this time...

Sigh.

COUNTDOWN.

How dumb are you?

Mission Impossible.

Where are you Yeezy!?!?

YO!

Sigh.

MYSPACE LIVE!

I CANT BREATHE!

Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

Karma

Umm, Okay.

The Bird Cage.

Drag-on Alert!!

You Can't Tell Me..

Chileee..

Come On Man!!

Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

*yawn* I'm Back!

yawn I'm Back!