Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. *sigh*

Changes his name LEGALLY to "Ocho Cinco." Who do you think you are? You're on the train with a one way ticket to crazy town.

Karma

Thanks to a loyal K!ttyFix reader (Hey girl!! ), I've recently found out that hip hops resident coon, Yung Berg got his chain snatched!



Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Now either this chain snatching gentleman has a HELL of a replica or, YB is missing an integral part of his wardrobe!! hahahahaah

You can read a full rundown HERE, i refuse to waste that much energy typing about YB!

(SOURCE)

Umm, Okay.

This is Senator Barack Obama's running mate, Delaware Senator Joe Biden. Umm..wtf is that!? Ok Obama, I'm not sure if that was a G move or not, but whatever floats your boat. We will see how this turns out w/McCain having Mitt Romney on his side.

The Bird Cage.

I dont know who said THIS HERE was sexy but I beg to differ 5 times over. Even though Bow Wow is 21 or something, he still looks just the little boy that SB is. I guess man.

Drag-on Alert!!

First you were channeling the spirit of Sacagawea and now you're pulling in the spirits of all the Drag Queens far and near. Girl, you are giving me full on FIERCE DRAGON and I dont know how much more I can take! And if I see this effing James & Elizabeth Plume feather vest ONE MORE time, I will pass out!

You Can't Tell Me..

Aint NOBODY tellin me that the Jonas Brothers arent walking fashion statements EVERYTIME they are seen! I am simply in ♥ with their style. Tight pants and all. These young dudes are wearing european cut suits on a regular basis like its t-shirts and jeans! I cant take it!

It kills me that "black folk" a.k.a "black men" sometimes cant accept the fact that tight jeans dont necessarily mean that you're one of the "kids." It just a style. Wear it or dont, but dont be ignorant and stay stupid shit about people who do choose to embrace the style.

Jonas Bros, ya'll can do no wrong in my book right now! WORK OUT!!!

Chileee..

Rhi Rhi.

You cannot do things like this. Those pieces are cute, just not TOGETHER! I understand that the boots are Balenciaga and they DID cost at least 12 stacks, you WILL not pair them with a flowy tank top and shorts. You will not. Now, I know it was your day off, but you CANT do things like this on ANY day, on or off.

Oh and a note to Ignorant ass Sandra Rose....how dare you say that Rhi and CB cant dress! LMAO! Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror. I'm guessing not. I need for you to keep it REAL cute or put it on mute ma'am.

Come On Man!!

Now...I dont even really have to say anything because a picture is worth 100000 words in this case. But, how in the SAM HILL did you NOT extend your arm far enough to reach Tyson Gay's READY AND WAITING hand!?!? I dont get it. His hand is in PRIME position to recieve the baton! Dude you HAD the shit in his hand and you kept moving it!

I aint no Olympic athlete but I ran a few relays in my day and I know reach, STICK. Dont let go until the hand in front grabs it. Period.

Dummies.

Ignorant Sh*t You ♥ Revisited

Now, look at this picture and see if you can see what's wrong with this casting call. When I saw this I couldnt contain myself.

*yawn* I'm Back!

lol..so I guess my break is over. Some folk missed me, some didnt. I dont care! Lol..I was tired! Back to business..

The Tea on That is...

I know I said I was on VACAY BUT I got some juicy info I wanted to share. And just know, you heard it here FIRST!!

BB MESSENGER TEA! Btwn:" KittyFix, "Mr. Big"

08/12/2009 @ 2:16am

"Mr. Big": Yo need to get bak on this blog business NOW

Thin Mint: Why? The blog?

"Mr. Big": I just saw some exclusive juice

Thin Mint: ?

"Mr. Big": Just left the vibe 15th year anniversary party with a guest list of...Danielle Smith, editor vibeDana Dane, TI. Tracee Ellis RossNaughty By NatureD NiceBrand NubianLil VicousHeavy DDiddy's stylistBentlyMusiq SoulchildTerrance JElicia ReneeSwizz BeatzRyan Leslieangel lola luvEmeka OkaforTeyona TaylorCousin Jeff JohnsonLaurie Ann GibsonTaccaraJohnnie NunezLittle XKevin Liles...... And a certain imsupposedtobeonhousearrestwithTINY rapper left the party with Angie Martinez

Thin Mint: What??
Thin Mint: TI?
Thin Mint: Left with her meaning what?

"Mr. Big": I don't know but I do know her show doesn't start until 3pm

Thin Mint: So he's in NY
Thin Mint: And should be in atl?

"Mr. Big": Right and right

Thin Mint: Wow. I'm on it!
Thin Mint: Lol

"Mr. Big": He's been out a lot but the martinez part is all new to me

Thin Mint: Hmmm

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

hmm...you tell me! Fishy? or just coincidence?

TIME FOR A VACAY!!

I'm tired of blogging everyday right now..I need some sort of break..SO..for those who do read KittyFix, I'll catch ya'll on the flip side aka in about a week!!

until then, check out some of my blog friends, they are sure to keep you amused!

Word Izz

Hip Hop Universe

The Red Report

The Goodies


CIAO!!

Sad day for comedians and fans. Funnyman Bernie Mac died today at the age of 50, due to complications from a long battle with pneumonia. He actually had something called, Sarcoidosis, an inflamatory diesease of the lungs.

Usually I dont blog about people passing away, but I liked him. He was so funny to me. I'm gonna write my favorite B. Mac quote, maybe a few readers will follow suit:

"who you think you are? Kid Capri? Dj Red Alert? Oh, you mus be Jimmy Walker! All you do is spin records!"

SHOP-A-HOLIC.

For those K!ttyFix readers in D.C, HellzBellz is having a sample sale! Meaning, huge discounts on cute stuff!!! And this one is strictly for the ladies! Fellas, you can dip into Stussy and Commonwealth and pick up a few things! MEOW!! Be there or be lame!!

YESSS!!

Joshua won! I couldnt be happier! But what was hlarius was his MOM praising JESUS up and down the aisles on national tv!! lol..yesss

NEW SHIT!

Thanks to my Mr. Big, I have a new track from Ludacris and T.I. "Wish You Would." Funny collabo huh? ANYWAY, Luda's new album "Theatre of the Mind" is slated to come out October 29th. Cant wait for that! Enjoy.

DAMNIT JIMMY!

Didnt I tell you to call me! I guess when you said Cheri was going in a new direction, you meant haircolor. This shit looks a FOOL!! She will continue to sell no records and look crazy on red carpets because when people offer to help ya'll, you turn them down and she comes out of the house looking like that.

I'm over it.

Meow!!

The one thing I can say about Katie Holmes being married to Tom Cruise is that her fashion game has stepped up!!! First she had the sleek chinese bang bob now she has the short pixie. I ♥ it. Hard to believe this is Joey from Dawson's Creek! Maybe little Suri will get the do next!?

Maybe she can talk Tom into getting rid of that G.D. bowl/Zack Morris haircut he's been sporting for the past few months.

Blasphemy!

So, I have to tell someone. I had a dream about Obama last night!

I dreamed that we were at some sort of debate and I was there for some strange reason. And after his speech, I was standing there with him in like some sort of greenroom. Then out of nowhere he ducked down behind the podium and waved me down there, I bent down, and then he started talking to me like he was "down." I guess like, a regular ole dude. "shorty" this "boo" that..he was basically trying to holla at me.

At first I was shocked then I found myself excited because the Democratic Candidate was trying to holla at me.

Then I woke up.

Sorry Michelle.

You're Not Katy Perry

No wonder Danity Kane just cant reach the level they are supposed to. During their down time members are running the streets kissing publishing heiresses in the mouth. Aubrey, what makes you think this is okay? She just broke up with Cisco Adler not too long ago, she's not a TRUE lesbian, shes just experimenting. Im guessing you are too. Whatever you're doing, you look stupid.

No wonder Diddy cusses you out every time you're in his presence.

(SOURCE)

Jump Off

Is it me, or does it seem like Radio Rocsi a JUMP OFF?!!? I mean, she was "supposedly" dating Terrance J, Tyrese, Treasure Troll Josh Howard, NFL cutie David Bowens and now Lisa Raye's ex-hubby Michael Missick. I cant take it. Girl you better keep it tight. I guess 50 was right.

I'm sure she does wear any pointy toe shoes from Rainbow while on dates with these men.

(PIC SOURCE)

I Dont Use.

Soo..I just caught this show for the first time tonight and I'm SOOOOO not a fan. I cant take it. I mean, it seems HELLA scripted and its just not doing it for me. And most of the boys think they are WAYY HOTTA than they really are. I thought it was supposed to be like, Laguna Hills or The Hills. Like everybody overly rich, blah blah. I'm not getting that from this show. I'm over it already.

M.I.A.

I see Mariah Carey's stylist has gone on sabattical again. If any magazine had a worst dressed list she'd clearly make the #1 spot easily!! What is the meaning of this outfit? She really kills me. Is this really appropriate for the Kids Choice Awards? I'm sure Miley Cyrus was looking better than that.

Realest Sh*t!

If I've never heard anything more real in my life. My favorite kid, Miss Sylvia gives it to the chirren straight about fast food and shitty service! I hate shitty service at mcdonalds, I really do. Make me what I asked for, why you gotta have an attitude about it!?

The Tea On That is...

Recently I had a convo with somebody who is close to Chris Brown and Lil Wayne and it seems as though CB G'checked Wayne. Heres the backstory:

Chris Brown (unbeknownst to most people is a blood. Yeah, really!) and he was hanging out with Freekey Zeekey, Lil Wayne and several other industry Bloods during a bus tour. And everyone knows that Lil Wayne always claims that he's a blood but only rep's Hollygrove. Not any one particular set. So CB steps to Lil Wayne and says flat out "What set you reppin?" Lil Wayne's response "......." NONE. So the other industry dudes basically had to get CB away from Wayne because its a known fact that if you're reppin a particular gang and you dont claim a set, you're a faker and "real" bangers dont like fake ones . CB's not a faker but apparently Wayne is.

Thats just what I heard.