This is Not okay.

Now, Rocsi. You KNOW when Rhi Rhi steps out, causal or not, she STEPS OUT!!! Why in sam hill would you come out of the house wearing jeans a rave-looking cami, POINTY TOE stilettos and of all things a 2003 Ed Hardy trucker hat!? This just further lets me know that you arent one of the more fashion forward. Dust off and try again.

On the other side of the fashion spectrum, Rhi Rhi, even though I dont use you..that outfit is ovah. Casual cutness at its finest! I live.

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Hmm..

Something about this makes me feel some kinda way. It might be the scar on his face, broad-esque shoulders but mostly I think its the tattoos! JESUS MUST BE ON THE MAINLINE!!! I love tattoos, I really do. And these just do something for me! Who knew!

Auh-Do-Wha?

Now to MY understanding, these two styles are examples of what NOT to do with your hair. Am I wrong? I remember wearing my hair like that when I was like 14 or 15.

Somethin' Aint Right.

Every time I see Youngdell a.k.a The Dream, Im always staring at him trying to figure out EXACTLY what it is that makes him look funny to me. The other day I finally figured it out. He always has on HUGE frames and his nose is hella little!! lol

And about this picture. Who told him to pose like that giving him TWO chins? I can't deal.

What's Going On?

What in the ELLA FITZGERALD is going on!?!? There are so many things wrong with this picture, but i'm gonna just state the obvious.

1. Lil Kim and that hair/that outfit/those shoes/that pose. I cant.

2. Yung Joc needs to wear shades EVERY MINUTE of his life and not smile.

3. Queen Pen looks "normal" by the everyday hood chick standards. But still..

(SOURCE)

Hella Funny!

I was reading Cosmopolitan Style mag the other day and ran across a story about men and fashion that was SOOO true it was funny. They said that men dont understand:

1. Gladiator Sandals

2. Bridesmades Dresses

3.Summertime Scarfs

4. Wide/Corset Belts

5. High Waisted Pants

6. Huge Handbags

7. Cocktail Rings

8. Huge Sunglasses

9. Multiple pairs of black shoes

My question is...whats not to understand?? What do you K!ttyFix men folk think about these things?

I Can't Deal.

I've never seen such Tom Foolery in all my days. All I ask you to do is click the link. Then report back to KittyFix!

Clue: Weddings these days are getting a little out of hand! What happened to the good old fashioned church/beach/justice of the peace!?

Cute Enough..but...

Danity Kane's Sacagawea O'Day has a new clothing line called "Heart on My Sleeve" which is actually pretty cute!! Alot of the stuff on there I would totally wear! And apparently I already do......why is EVERYTHING straight from American Apparel? Panties, Bags, Shirts, Braided Belts/Headbands, etc...I mean i'm a stan for AA but this is outlandish.

The one thing I like about her site is that she's using former ANTM winners as models, mainly Carrie Dee and (my twin, lol) Jaslene! They look great!

Creativity counts Aubrey. Screenprint tees don't make you a designer. lol..it makes you a screen printer!

Dopeboys = New Hot Sh*t?

As I listen to the radio these days, there are ENTIRELY too many songs that have title : Dopeboy. I understand, Gucci Mane and Gorilla Zoe but Travis Barker and The Game? Are you serious Travis?! Well..heres the music..which do you think is the best rendition of Dopeboy?







HONESTLY, I'm digging all three and I cant honestly decide. If I HAD to vote, I'd chose Gorilla Zoe. Something about that beat is ovah! HOWEVER..I prefer the original Dopeboy anthem!

WTF!?!?

After a routine this HAWT why in heaven's NAME did will get kicked off!?!? America tried it.



Tabitha and Napoleon went OFF on this routine! They've been doing a great job this season (but i'd really love to see a new routine by Wade Robson.) This almost ranks up there with the "No Air" routine. Dah well!! Atleast Twitch didnt get kicked off!!

K!tty Exclusives!

Thanks to my Mr. Big, I've gotten my hands on some new shit by Swizz Beats, "That Oprah." Lol..surprinsingly it sounds good! If you like the song "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay, you'll ♥ this song!! Its very fun. lol...What do you think?

5 W's in full effect.

Apparently I'm just now seeing this:

Here are my issues:

-Who said Chanel made things like this?

-What are those shoes talking about?

-When is that sleeve gonna be covered?

-Where was her STYLISTS mind when they put this emsemble together?

-Why does she even attend shit? She aint winning nothing!

I dont approve.

SHOP-A-HOLIC.

For you fashion junkies like myself, 80's Purple is having a sale! Read the details and shop till your hearts content! I am. Dont say I never gave you nothing! lol

Umm, Okay.

Vanity Fair has taken it upon themselves to try and rectify the whole Obama on the cover of the New Yorker mag situation by doing a spoof of John McCain and his wife. Now, in MY opinion, the depiction of Obama and Michelle was wayyyy more harsh than his cover. Atleast somebody did something to try to equalize the situation. What do you think??

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K!tty's Corner

Welp..with the help of BJ ♥ (thanks SIR), K!tty has gotten her hands on an advance Retail copy of Lloyds 3rd cd, Lessons in Love.

I've always been a fan of Lloyd and I am really diggin this cd. It has good beats (the kind you can just put in the player and let ride out) and the subject matter is just that of what Lloyd lives to do, sweet talk the ladies! It shows an older more grown up side to Lloyd that that the ladies may be waiting for. It has less dance tracks than his sophomore album "Lloyd", which had club hits like "Get it Shawty" and "You." If you're looking for some "baby daddy" music, let track #8 "Love Making 101" play for a few. I'm not sure how many songs will translate to the radio but I'm sure sales will be good!

This cd is all in all a good look for Lloyd and Sho Nuff records! Make sure you pick it up Aug. 5th and if you're in the Charlotte, NC area on Aug. 2nd, he will be performing @ Summer Fest! I'll be there, behind the scenes of course!

Pass or Fail?

I saw this on facebook and I couldnt deal ANY longer!! The flick is from Sandra Rose but I dont care..I HAVE to put it up!! This past weekend Terrance was hosting a party in Chapel Hill ( for what I dont know. Werent you supposed to be on VACAY?! not hanging in CH with the bruhs) ANYWAY, somebody started talking shit to him and he decided to "try his luck" EHH...did you forget raleigh/durham is righ there?! Luckily Travis ( not some security guard) pulled you to the side young sir..or the pic might've been a little different!

That looks EXACTLY like something that would come out of both of their mouthes, ESPECIALLY Travis. LMAO! Thanks Mia ♥

I been waiting!!

Ever since I saw those video stills I've been so patiently awaiting the arrival of this video. Thanks Aries ♥! Everybody nose K!tty is artsy-farsty and kinda weird, so this video is RIGHT up my alley and I'm sure Rhi was too excited to make a weird ass video like this! Even though she copies my tattoo, I still dig the video!

p.s. whoever styled this video..showed their ASSES!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

What's the Meaning of This!?

While parusing facebook I ran across this portrait....

My friend, while at the Omega Psi Phi Conclave this past weekend, snapped this photo and I lost it when I saw it. Firstly, WHAT IS THE MEANING of those tights?! SECONDLY, what were you doing, THAT HARD to rip your pants in TWO places?! And to top it off, why is your shirt so SHORT!?

I will not deal.

Something Just Aint Right.

So, I was watching the new NKOTB video today and something just doesnt sit right. After seeing this..




Then This:



Donnie Walhburg just doest fit right into this group anymore like he used to! Maybe its just me.

Parking Lot Pimpin'

We have to do better!

Now if you were THAT hard up for a wedding spot, why didnt you just go to a grassy area in some sort of park?? You WILL NOT say your vows in a parking lot with barbed wired on the fence. But I mean, WHY are there still cars in the parking lot? Nobody could pull out onto the street? I mean really.

N.E.R.D.4.E.V.A

Heres the video for N.E.R.D's second single, Spaz!! I ♥ them, I promise I do!!

Spaz

Please take the wheel!!

Ooohh, Stephon, you so TRENDY!

Chile boo! How dare you go and tattoo your head with the STARBURY logo! LMAO. You must not keep up with the news because didnt the distributor of your shoes, Steve and Barry's go out of business? Or arent they? With that said, who's gonna sell your $15 shoes now? Footlocker? Highly unlikely.

In the words of Rev Run: WHADDAYAGONNADO!?!?!?

Holy Cow Batman!!

If you haven't seen the movie..then don't read this HERE post!!

NTway...Onto the latest installment of the Batman Series: The Dark Knight. If you dont have at LEAST 3 hours to spare in your day, dont go see it. Chilee....that movie felt like noah was coming back over on his arc! OMG. I've never sat in a movie SO long!! There were so many up's and downs throughout it could have EASILY stopped earlier than it did..but no, they wanted to drag shit out.

I must say, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.) was fuc*king GENIUS in this movie!! I see why he was the poster boy because if he wasnt in the film, it wouldve sucked! He was off his rocker the ENTIRE movie now I wonder if this role pushed him to his limits. He showed me a side of him that i'd never seen before and clearly will never see again. And I RECENTLY found out that the movie was HELLA long because the director didnt want to cut out any of Ledger's parts because he was dead and it was sort of a tribute. I totally understand.

Heres the story in a SUPER nutshell:

Joker steals money from a mob owned bank, they try to catch him, they dont. Batman shows up at the bank afterwards gets clues, leaves. Basically theyre chasing each other all over the city, blowing sh*t up, killing people and in the end, the joker doesnt die or anything, he just gets hung upside down and i'm GUESSING he goes to the crazy house. Batman however, ends up chasing another bad guy, who was previously the District Attorney who's face got half blown off and he goes on a killing spree to see revenge for his murdered fiancee. Batman kills him, turns into a "vigilante" and goes into hiding. Leaving the screen wide open for a sequel. I dont have that kind of time.

It gets 3.5 Meow's on the K!tty Scale.

Sorry!

Apparently my "trusty" Macbook decided to kick the bucket on me! So, I can't really post anything UNTIL I get my new sh*t tonight!!! Sorrrrryyyyy to the few folk who read me on the daily!

I thought Mac's werent supposed to crash....I'm over it.

The Tea on That is...

Remember the video I posted of Sunsetter J and Radio Rosci? Well..apparently theyre having issues. That's a known fact. WELL...a reliable source of mine told me that TJ was talking to a few of his frat brothers (we all went to college together) and he seems to have told them that Rocsi might not be on the show too much longer. Nobody fu*ks with her and the only reason she's still on the show because that's his homegirl and doesnt wanna see her losing like that.

This is just what I heard.

OMG!!

While kickin it over on Concreteloop, I saw the trailer for Tyler Perry's new movie, The Family that Preys! I was watching the trailer and couldnt take my EYES off it!! September 12, be there...or dont!!

Girl, You Wish!

Lindsay Lohan has decided to release a line of fashion leggings! LMMFAO! And she has the nerve to charge OVER $100 for them!! CHILE BOO! For those prices you can easily go to my fav store, American Apparel and rack up!! Stop playing.

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If you're in town..

If you happen to be in Charlotte, NC on July 14, you should check out the VANS Warped Tour. This is a concert featuring pretty much alternative bands and the pop/punk/rap/ghetto rock genre's ! I cant wait..even though I have to work =( I'm trying to get off so I can support a few of my fav bands:

Cobra Starship

Gym Class Heroes

Katy Perry

Paramore

Tix are on sale at ticketmaster for 23.50. If anybody goes..send me a review.

While Surfing the Blogs..

As I drifted over onto YBF I saw a video that I just HAD to put on here for my Kitty Readers!

A&T Alumni Terrance J and Radio Rocsi were having some sort of day yesterday on 106&Park. He might as well have changed his named to "Sunsetter Retractable Awnings" because he was providing Rocsi with PLENTY of instant shade!!! See for yourself.



She cant take you Sunsetter J. You were giving her too much! I LOVE IT!! Shade on TJ.

Queen Bees

Everybody knows i'm a reality t.v. junky and I've come across a new show that is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous. 

It's called Queen Bee's and it comes on Noggin ( yeah yeah I know). The show features 7 girls between the ages of 18-20 who were nominated by their boyfriends, friends and family members to be on a show because they are basically bitches. Lol. The object of the show is to try and change the girls for the better. 

With that age range, you already know this show is gonna be a fool. It shows on Fridays @ 9pm. 

Lets see what develops! 

Now for news nobody cares about.

1. The iPhone is taking 6 years to activate..lol...no, but purchasers of the new 3g version are being told to go home and activate them via iTunes WHICH is having problems too! Good luck with that. 

2. Angelina and Brad are having their twins on tuesday. SO. 

3. Dave Chapelle didnt show up for an event he was supposed to host...great. 

4. Diddy and Cassie are "still together." When is Kim Porter gonna end up on the WE channel on Snapped? Because that's the only way that's going to go.

5. Heres a list of folk I'd rather not hear anything about for at LEAST 2 weeks:

 

Alicia Keys

P.Diddy

Kelly Rowland

Fantasia

Yung Berg

Khia

Rhianna ( how could I forget you!!)

Chris Brown

BowWow

Lil Wayne

Now onto other news..

Tell 'em why you mad!!

Rapper Nas is speaking out about the infamous Jessie Jackson tirade on Barack Obama. He had this to say:

“I think Jesse Jackson, he’s the biggest player hater. His time is up. All you old n****s, time is up. We heard your voice, we saw your marching, we heard your sermons. We don’t wanna hear that s**t no more. It’s a new day. It’s a new voice. I’m here now. We don’t need Jesse; I’m here. I got this. We got Barack, we got David Banners and Young Jeezys. We’re the voice now. It’s no more Jesse. Sorry. Goodbye. You ain’t helping nobody in the ‘hood. That’s the bottom line. Goodbye, Jesse. Bye!”

These rappers today are not letting the leaders of the old school talk down to them anymore. I guess after all those "hip hop is killing america" speech's, the kids have had enough! 

I knew he was stupid.

Self proclaimed coon goon Plies really needs to get a publicist. I received something on my facebook wall that caused me to roll over and die TWO death's before I could be revived. In an un-dated interview with the rapper, the VIBE magazine reporter questioned him as to where he'd come up with the unique name of  "Plies", here is his response:

"Plies is a tool, You can use it to put the squeeze on things, like I’m doing to these niggas in the rap game. I got the squeeze on them real tight, they feeling the pressure, or you can use it to pull things out. I pull out all the bullshit and keep the real you feel me?
It also a word you can use in terms of things goin’ on in yo life, ya dig. You may hear something I say and say that it plies to me.”

The interviewer goes on to say: “I’ve heard of a tool called a Pliers and the term applies.”

and the Rapper responded: “You know what I’m trying to say my nig*a, just buy my album, I’m from the South my ni*ga, we don’t learn no grammar."

 I cant deal. 

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Tales from the Crypt

I see the Crypt Keeper decided to make an appearance at a Barnes and Noble. 

Mike...wtf are you doing dude? How dare you spend 2 hours at a HUGE book store looking like this. I'm sure your kids are secretly on twitter and their twits probably read something like this..

Paris@Blanket - Dad is killing me SLOWLY!

Blanket@Prince Michael - So, are we gonna be able to get any books or what!?

Prince Michael @ Paris - Please call DCS, I cant take it anymore! 

(SOURCE) 

Err...

I'm just now realizing how big Michael Jordan really is. 

Tony Romo is 6'2''...MJ is 6'6''

That looks like wayy more than a 4 inch height difference. Maybe these eyes of mine are playing a joke on me but..I've seen MJ in person and he didnt look quite this monstrous! 

Chile..for those interested..MJ frequents a spot in Charlotte called the Sunset Club...you might catch him there passing out room keys! ( that story later on..) 

LITTLE BILLY!!

OMG! I saw this picture and literally said "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" for like 5 minutes!! This is a cute ass baby!!!!! His eyes are so big and round..like Ushers were when he was younger! 

I cant take it..I wanna squeeze his little face!! 

Thanks for the pic Sane! hehe..

That Ignorant Sh*t You ♥

Young Berg was on Lip Service, a satellite radio show, the other day and he was going on and on about how he didnt like "dark butts" aka dark skin people. And said that if a girl wasnt his color or lighter, he aint dealing with it. 

I mean...can you REALLY be that picky when you're only like 5'4'' at the most!?!?! Lol..you dont meet most women's height requirement ANYWAY lil dude. Until you find some sort of surgeon that'll put some metal rods in the bones of your legs to increase your height by lets say 6'' minimum...you really need to maintain low tones...

Listen to a true nig*a. 

UPDATE: The ultimate ignoramus has decided to apologize, check it out! 

Let's try this again.

Now, Jaslene...you KNOW BETTER than to go to any function looking like this!! 

She showed up at the Dj Cassidy bday party @ Cipriani last night looking like ...well, unexplainable. I mean just because we're skinny that doesn't mean we can wear whatever we want...sometimes yes...but when it looks like THIS, no motherfu*king ma'am!! 

Do you have a stylist? ( sending off resume..) 

BYE BYE BITTEN!

SJP's fashion line Bitten is about to bite the dust! Steve and Barry's ( the carrier of the line) is on its way to being bankrupt, leaving the lackluster line nowhere.  I mean, real talk...I went to the store once to find the LOVELY houndstooth jacket that was on the website and guess what, NONE of the stores carried it. I said " well, what store can I get it from?" they said "website only"

WHAT KINDA PBJ SH*T IS THAT!? 

Twitter = Get out of Jail?

A 29 y/o graduate student from UC Berkeley twitted his way out of an Egyptian jail over three months ago by just sending one word..."ARRESTED"...now his translator on the other hand, kicked it in jail for 3 MONTHS. 

CNN reported that the dude was in Egypt shooting pictures of gov't protests and him and his dude got detained. He sent the tweet and his school hired a lawyer and got him released within a DAY! I see he didn't tweet about his homeboy that was sitting there beside him. 

I'll make sure that when I'm in trouble, TWITTER will be the first means of communication! 

Chile....

Jessie, You tried it!

After comments made by the Rev. Jessie Jackson are now being recanted and he's saying that he didnt mean what he said about Sen. Barack Obama and his comments werent out of jealousy...

RIGHT. And i'm 5'0'' tall. 

See the video for yourself. 

I Can't Get Involved..

and I refuse to...what in the world is going on Sacagawea O'Day!? Girl, you are giving me herion sheik right now..lol I thought Diddy had a talk with you about your image? Apparently it didnt quite "sink in". And where are your eyebrows miss thing? Oh, and D.Woods, those eagles talons you're calling nails...I will not.


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HIYAH Award of the Week

Now damnit Jay...what is this all about?!?!?! HUH!?!? Did Beyonca and her G.D. NYLONS put you up to this? And this comes after they just said how dapper you'd been lately...

Just Because You're Famous pt. 4

WHO TOLD YOU It was okay for you to be patrolling around LA looking like a butch queen up in drag w/that wet dust mop on the top of your head!? Wendy, you are really giving me too much these days...I don't know how much more I can take. 

(SOURCE) 

Kitty Tunes

Here's a few tunes for ya ipod's...

The Game "Game's Pain" rmx ft. Pusha T, Bun B, Fat Joe, Keyshia Cole, Young Buck and Queen Latifah. 

Common Ft. Pharrell - Announcement 

Cobra Starship ft. Travis McCoy ( Gym Class Heroes) - Kiss My Sass Remix

Rick Ross ft. Pharrell - Get Down 

And if i'm late posting these songs..SO WHAT..I was probably too busy partying to post them! lol 

Fav Store!

Anybody that's in Charlotte, NC or around it, whenever you're in town you might want to check out my fav boutique, Niche. 

Located in the NoDA district of charlotte, this boutique gives the city a walk off the beaten path of normalcy. They offer lines that aren't sold in the "malls" and people who loathe the mall ( like i do! If I see another chick in my same dress I will scream lawd!)  will adore Niche. They carry some of MY fav lines; Hellz Bellz, 10.Deep, WESC, Johnny Cupcake, Married to the Mob, Stussy and so many more. 

They also have a DUMB STUPID collection of shoes! Want some hot shit on your feet, go there! You can even shop online! 

Check em out and tell him Kitty sent ya! 

Kitty Functions - ATL Edition

The Sol Fusion concert series is jumping off tonight ( July 3rd) featuring Danity Kane ( complete with aubrey and her blasphemous headband), Dj Jazzy Jeff and J. Holiday. 

@ the Luckie Lounge- 375 Luckie Street, email and get that GOOD OLE reservation. 

rblive@luckiefoodlounge.com

Starts @ 7:30pm. Be there or be square?...Or just dont be there! lol 

Kitty Functions - Local Edition

I've decided to start posting Kitty Functions. I'll give the low down on parties, events, etc...because we all know Kitty loves to be seen on the scene! 

Thursday: 

SixFigureEntertainment  at PF Changs @ Northlake. Doors open at 1030. If you're smart, you'll make a dinner reservation for earlier and just stay there! lol, We did!! 

The Nappy Roots are performing @ NV lounge. That's actually in Cornelius, but the venue is nice and drinks are OVAH!! 

Friday: 

Slick Rick is performing @ Amos' South End for the Nostalgia Concert Series. 

Saturday: 

Fantasia is having her official B-day function @ NV Lounge. 

If anybody know's of any other functions...let me know!! 

Packin' my bags!

And I'm headed up highway 40. Word on the North Carolina rumor mill is that Pharrell is having several of his tattoo's removed because he was " tired of looking at them." WHATEVER the reason is I'm searching right NOW for tattoo removal places in Winston Salem.  *pulls out yellow pages*

No Words.

This is hilarious! Everybody meet "Mr. Turner"