Ladies, If You Weren't Aware

The 2008 Olympic Trials kicked off today! I don't know about ya'll but track & field is the best sport in the world for me to watch. NOT ONLY because I'm an ex-athlete myself but because of well..see for yourself.

Random Track guy

John Drummond

Shawn Crawford

Maurice Green

Marinate on that and decide if YOU are gonna watch the trials AS well as the games. I'll be front row center...

Oh and shouts out to my FAVORITE athlete and fellow hurdler, Terrance Trammell...chile. Those green eyes..I cant take them!!! 

Shadefest!

So, as I was perusing Perez Hilton, I came across a post that I felt was pure-unadulterated shade. Perez goes on to say that the LA based Big Boy in the Morning show will now be broadcast in NY on Hot 97, knocking Miss Jones' a.m. show off the air. He then goes on to call her just the "host." 

I'm sure she will have something to say about this. I guess the self proclaimed "queen of all media" is a catty one. Well MEOW to you too bit*h! 

Read for yourself. 

Just Because Youre Famous pt. 3

So, Rhi Rhi, just because youre "cool" that doesnt give you the right to wear a grandma one piece frock around the city. LUCKY FOR YOU those shoes are OVAH and an acception can be made. 

Double-You-Tee-Eff!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!? Did somebody REALLY pay a nail tech to do this?! How are you supposed to wear shoes? Like, is it open toe shoe season ALL year around? Somebody please fill me in before I lose my mind 

She's Back!

Oh how i've missed you!!! "Obama 08 muthafuc*as!" LMAO!!

Part 2.

Do you guys not have any other songs on your cd? Or was it just ONE BIG SINGLE?!?! If i hear this ONE more time, I will pass out. 

And who is your choreographer? Bobby Brown?

Ask them hoes...

If you don't know him, please get to. Asher Roth. I was told he's a mix between Kanye West and Eminem. His first mixed tape is on its way out and I'm excited about it after hearing a few tracks! 

Thanks Billy! ♥

Got The Memo!!

YES LAWD!! I see Trey Songz finally got the memo that braids were SOOOOO 2002. Great look dude. +2 swag points for you...now if we could get you to just lay off the beign. 

Real Housewives huh?

So, tell me why Bravo is airing its new installment of "Real Housewives" starring some Atl "socialites." My question is, WHY pray tell, is only TWO of them married?!!? I believe HOUSEWIFE is defined as someone who is married and tends to the HOUSE! Since when did single mom define housewives?  (no shade to single moms!) 

I mean I must be wrong, maybe Bravo has an alternate definition. Ya'll tell me. 

Red Carpet HIYAH!

Let's just get down to business..lol..

1. TLC - Now ladies. I dont know what planet or what HOLE ya'll have been in for the past 6 years but fashion has upgraded. HENCE those pants of yours tboz and that one shoulder shirt! WHAT? Lol...I know ya'll have a stylist, why'd she think it was okay to put you guys in some shat you'd wear to CLASS? Are ya'll in some sort of continuing education program the world is unaware of? 

2. T-Pain : PAMELA!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!! Lol, I know good and well he faught you tooth and nail before you let him wear this shit. I know you have his personal style and best in mind but GD'it!! Come on man. 

3. Pretty Ricky - Chile...this tom foolery HAS to cease. It has to. Wtf is this all about?? Ice T should be calling you guys the coons because ya'll look quite the FOOL! I wont deal. 

(SOURCE)

Pic Stealing You Tried it!

I''m guessing the convo would be something like this:

Group on the Left: Here comes the camera, everybody get in and smile.

Couple on the right: DIDNT the photographer ask US to pose? Ya'll tried it.

Just For the Record..

Let me take a second out of my day to post a little MEMO for those readers who dont seem to get the point of this blog. It is PURELY for entertainment purposes only. MEANING, If i see some shit that I think is funny, I'm gonna post about it! Informative, ignorant or whatever! I'm not trying to save anybody's life, resurrect the hip hop game, etc...so dont come on here posting no MESSY comments. if you dont like what you read, dont comment and/or DONT read MY blog.

NO shade.

Now back to the basics...

YESSS G.D'it!!!

You better go off Soulja Boy!!! Ice-T really showed his ass by saying what he said, and you broke that sh*t down! GOOD JOB. Even Kanye West thinks so!!

Pot and the Kettle.

So I'm guessing Ice-T feels as if he's the G.O.A.T and needs to hate on these young boys out in the game now. He had this to say about Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris. 

“Fu*k Soulja Boy! Eat a d**k! This nigga single handedly killed Hip Hop. That sh*t is such garbage man. We came all the way from Rakim, we came all the way from Das EFX, we came all the way from motherfu*kers flowing like Big Daddy Kane and Ice Cube, and you come with that Superman sh*t? That sh*t is garbage. Hurricane (Chris) take them fu*king beads out of your hair nigga! Man up. You niggas is making me feel real fu*king mad about this sh*t.”

Pardon the Interruption, but isn't this you circa 1988 looking like a COON spitting LESS than elementary rhymes? You let me know. 

Right. Sitcho $5 dolla ass down before somebody makes change! 

WELL ALRIGHT!!

All I can say about the Celtics winning is this...

Lord, forgive me for what I'm finna say

But, I recieved an email today and I IMMEDIATELY hit the floor laughing. 52 y/o Matthew Lincoln is suing his congregation for $2.5 million because he was "Slain In the Spirit" and failed to realize there were no "spirit catchers" behind him, THEREFORE leaving him with a bleeding head on the cement/carpet floor!

CHILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I cant deal. You will not sue a church because you were slain, I cant...



please forgive me..lol

For the Dancing Chirren!!

I've always been a fan of "So You Think You Can Dance" and I love to see a well executed dance routine, gives me chills...and in the history of this show, a routine has never gave me goosebumps like this HERE performance!! Not only because I love the song but they went the fu*k off on that routine!!!! WERK!!!!

The Other White Meat.

HONEY!!!!!!! For those ladies out there who have yet to date outside of your race and or tap into un-used resources ( i.e. if you're a "professional athlete dater") you MIGHT want to consider looking into soccer players!!! David Beckam isnt the ONLY hawt one...meet ( if you havent already), Cristiano Ronaldo y Miguel Veloso. AY!! 

I cant take no more!!

Chris Brown, wtf are you thinking!?!? You're a singer, NOT a rapper. Call rhi rhi and ask her to explain in more detail honey.




If I hear ONE MORE freestyle over the "A Milli" beat i'm going to go insane!!

Piss On Your Cat!!

I figured that in honor of R. Kelly being found NOT GUILTY of ALL CHARGES today after a one day deliberation (something in the water aint fresh!) , this video was appropriate! CONGRATS dude, what are you gonna do now!? Disneyland?

New Sh*t!

So, everybody knows i'm a crackberry/technology addict! I've found out about a new service called YOU MAIL. Its a text version of voice mail, where you can listen to your voicemails and lots of other fun things from your computer and recieve text message voicemails, MEANING, you can read your vm's and not even listen to them! For all of you minute watchers, this would be helpful AND it's free! lol


Maybe i'm just a techno-geek, but I like it!

EFFIN HILARIOUS!

Does anybody else notice how FUNNY this commercial is and how HARD he dances and actually looks okay doing this?!

Chop Suey!

These two are GREAT candidates for the Chop Suey HIYAH award of the week!!

1. Laurie Ann, wtf do you have on!?!? Who told you that rayon halter shirts had come back in style..and that CUFFS in your jeans were the new hot shit? Are you still stuck in 2001?

2. TT, I thought Renaldo had lead you in the right direction? Why must you continue to look like a 15 y/o boy with a wonderful indian hair weave?? If you want folks to NOT think you are a butch-queen up in DRAGS, I would like to think you'd show off that WONDERFUL rack you have hidden underneath that shirt. That's just me...

You Tried it - Where's Waldo Edition

This is one of the FUNNIEST you tried it faces...but can you find it!? I'm imagining the thoughts going on in here head were..

Waldo: I KNOWWWWW she didnt wear that after I told her I had on the same shirt, she tried it!

Life After Kanye.

I must say Alexis, you better WERK out bit*h!! I'm so glad you're not holed up somewhere worried about who and what Kanye is doing! While he's busy on remix's and whatnot, you continue to be HAWT because you are that!! Wayyy hotta than those white chicks from those flicks..lol...oops.

Say Yeah!

I decided to go along with the game, to broaden the HORIZONS of kittyfix! lol..CrysC tagged me, and now i'm tagging some other folk! Here we go!! 

MEME Rules:

1. Put your Music Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the MEME themselves!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Aint I- Jay Z ( BluePrint 3)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Cant tell me nothin - Kanye West ( PERFECT!!!!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
HOT - Neptunes ft. Roscoe P. ColdChain 

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Get your money - Will.i.am

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Dreaming with a Broken Heart- John Mayer ( lol, wow) 

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Seduction - Usher ( lmao! RIGHT)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
That Girl - Pharrell ft. Snoop 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Let's Go - DipSet ( lol..okay) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
One Day, Robots will Cry - Cobra Starship ( YES!)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Picture Perfect - Chris Brown

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
No One - Alicia Keys ( awww)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Still in Love - Tyra B ( awww, billy hehe ) 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I want those flashing lights - Colin Munroe ( yes lawd!!) 

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Smile For the Paparazzi - Cobra Starship ( wow..this is getting scary lol ) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Yapp City - Ghost Face Killa 

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz 

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Help Yourself - Amy Winehouse ( lmao!) 

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Take a Picture - Swizz Beats..(umm..no)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fan Mail - AZ 

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Misery Business - Paramore ( jeez...lol..this is PERFECT) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Slump - Outkast

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Say Yeah - Wiz Khalifa ( lol) 

Dont know who i'll tag...hmm...

I ♥ these guys!!

FINALLY!! N.E.R.D has released their 3rd album, "Seeing Sounds" and i'm TOO excited!! Although I ♥ the very first album, "N.E.R.D" better than "Fly or Die", this album has given me 3 tracks to die for already!! Mainly "Everybody Nose" but still...if you're a true fan, you'll enjoy this cd!

If any readers have it, what do ya'll think??

So What!!!!!

So, some news source leaked that Sean Combs changed his name back to "Puff Daddy" ala 1992. And he then makes a myspace video that said he didnt. I'm thinking to myself, who REALLY gives a fu*k about what you're calling yourself!?!!?!?

His name change is about as important to the world as a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on!

Club you tried it!

I imagine this convo went something like this...

TANK: Smile for the camera ladies!

Cheesy Girl: Yes!! I been waiting to get a pic all night. 

Trying it Girl: I KNEW i'd see that whore in here!! And why does her drink look bigger than mine!? She tried it!

For the book readers

I've recently started reading books from author Sophie Kinsella. Shes written several books starring her alter-ego the "Shopaholic"...I love a good book that goes into fashion, life problems and spending too much money! lol..good investments for all you reading fashionista's out there! 

Start with Confessions of a Shopaholic...if you've already read some of her work, what do you think?

I dont know about you,

But this look is giving me EXACTLY what I need...it all eventally leads to this...shed your hard bust it baby gear for the tight jeans and you INSTANTLY gain cred with me! Good look Nas!!! 

Im surprised Kelis didnt rub off on you earlier. 

(SOURCE) 

Now for news nobody cares about

1. Super Head and Eddie Winslow...lol...firstly, WHO CARES, second...if he DID infact whoop your ass...welp...the LAST person i'd think of texting would be perez hilton! idiot. Whats he gonna do, call the police? NO.

2. R. Kelly and his trial.

3. These ghetto ass prom dresses! lol..wtf is going on? What happened to Jessica McClintock dresses!? ( dont fake like YOu didnt have one, cause most girls DID).

4. LC and Audrina arent friends anymore. WHO CARES. She's prolly jealous cause her boyfriend Justin is WAYY hotta than any dude shes dated on the show AND her tits are bigger now! TAKE THAT!!

Um, okay.

So NFL'er Tony Gonzalez has planned a "Formal Commitment Ceremony" for him and his longtime boo October Russell. 

Formal commitment!? WTF!?! Apparently, shes not good enough to marry because he probably knows it WON'T work and and she will want H.A.L.F. Maybe that'll be the new trend for celebs/athletes/famous people...have that formal common law marriage so in the event shit dont pan out.....you aint gettin NUTIN, NUTIN! 

I'm guessing he learned ALOT from Mike Strahan. LMMFAO!!! 

MAYBE in his mind he said.." I love you but in the event i DONT love you forever, you can leave with that dusty gym back you came over here with!"

Best of Both Worlds

Now everybody knows that I am a fan of CP3 and have been since I met him 5 years ago. Great guy. Very nice. I can even say when I see him NOW he still speaks and doesnt act all hollywood!! ANYWAY...he showed up somewhere in Atlanta and he looked quite dashing if i must say so myself...

Now Lloyd on the other hand, one word for you...HIYAH! You are pure Tom Foolery and I wont stand for it.  I'm sure you were on your way to passing out in that hot ass plastic jacket. I been told  Ryan to call me...I'd have you looking wayyy hotta..I guess he wants to keep you looking like a coon. Your fault! 

Thanks crys!!!!!

Even though,

I rarely endorse Solange, I will big up this video! JUST BECAUSE my homegirl JADE ( hey girl) is in her video as her background singer! She's the shorter one with the asymetrical mushroom haircut!! YAY JADE!!!!!!

For those who read..lol.

Sister Souljah is FINALLY making my dreams come true by creating a sequel to the BEST book ever, The Coldest Winter Ever. The follow up is entitled " Midnight: A gangster love story." For those who have read the book, you remember exactly who midnight was and WHY you have to get this book in october!! YES LAWD!! I'm in line right NOW!

And you wonder why you'll never blow up

A picture is worth 1000 words. In her case, its worth just one...  

oh yeah, that's Amerie. Who'da guessed it?

Jeez..

Andre Leon Talley. 

FASHION guru for the bible aka VOGUE Magazine. 

I cant deal. I cant. 

The Tea on that is...

I heard from my " Mr. Big" of the industry that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats have been seen together QUITE frequently lately.  Granted they are working on some music together...i'm not so sure Earthworm Jim can handle all that azz Alicia got but who knows. 

I'll keep ya'll updated..

Oh Yeah,

Oh you think Obama cant outshine you boo?

(say this in the tune of crazy Marta train girl)

HAHAHAHAAH!! Take that! Oh and as for her getting the VP nomination, HIYAH!! I hope John Edwards is dusting off his best sunday suit and getting his $400 haircut..

(Source)

First Come First Serve...

Dont say I never tell ya'll anything...

As I was lounging around, reading a wonderful novel, I recieved a flash of information from my "Mr. Big" of inside info...

For those of you who like Alicia Keys and or LL Cool J, you'll be pleased to know that they have just finished ( and I mean like just as in a few hours ago) recording the official Teenage Love Affair Remix.

I'm not sure how this will turn out OR if LL' flow has gotten any "cooler" BUT..it should make for interesting listening!

Remember..I said it first!

Doin it for me!

This song right here...i'm loving it! Big Kountry King ft. Trey Songs : Da Baddest!

Ya'll cant keep doing this

I done told ya'll they dont know fashion from their as*holes!! MTO has reported that Meagan good wore the HOTTEST shoes ever (pictured above) to the MTV awards last night.

Again...i beg to differ. I'm starting to think they're saying these things to be funny.

Everybody else is doing it..

HIYAH!

If ya'll dont know, this is Greg from Real World Hollywood. Pure Tom Foolery.