
How come EVERY time I see Sacagawea O'Day she's terribly overstasted for the function? That dress is many things to me..mainly GAUDY and it makes her look quite wide in the waist. Diddy might need to put you back on that diet. Boom Kat Boom Kat Kat!!!
5.30.2008
Overdress much?
Celeb-You Tried it.
Heres the first installment!! YAY!! Thanks to my super friend Tank!!
ITS OFFICIAL!!!!
If I never said it (which I know I have), now its solidified..KANYE WEST is THE shit!!!! I already loved the single Flashing Lights and the two videos, I've found the third and my hearts cry is TRULY content!! This is EXACTLY what I expect from an artist of his calibur! The imagery of this video is RIDICULOUS..I was speechless! I cant deal...I cant!!!
5.29.2008
Random Rant.
Does anybody REALLY care when celebrities break up? I mean come on.. Britney Spears gets married and divorced in a matter of 48 hrs, its on the front of EVERY magazine. Kanye and Alexis broke up. SO WHAT! Did yall participate in the engagement activities? George Clooney and "Sarah" break up..ok, AND!!!
5.28.2008
And the worst dressed couple award goes to
Would it KILL you to update your wardrobes?!!?! And or hire a stylist? AT LEAST for public appearances?! WTF still wears mini sweater jackets over short dresses WITH tights and heels in MAY!?!? And nick, I know you own PNB and all but didnt that go out of style back in 1998?
Maybe if I cross my fingers and say a chant one day I'll wake up and you guys will be stylistically different. Or maybe I should call ambush make-over.
HEY YA'LL!!!
I really appreciate the love i've been seeing on my blog in its early stages! I'm starting a new segment on there called the "you tried it" look. I need people to send me pictures of yourself, your friends, your mom, your nephews, random people, anybody who you think is purposely giving someone else the look.
Send all entries to kittyfix@gmail.com
THANKS to all those who are going to help!
Heres a sample of what I mean: (nevermind how drunk and sweaty i looked! it was a rough night) The look all the way to the left is a PRIME example!
My new fav thing

Since i've gone back to natural nails, i've been an advocate of bright, loud, ignorant colors! Well i've found my new fav's, the Hot Topic brand of polish! And they're only $2.99! The best thing about them is that they arent matted, they're high gloss!! Also this color by China Glaze called "recycle" is a MUST have for me!!!! Grey polish!? Whoodathunkit!?
Paint your own sh*t

My super friend Tank emailed me something via bb messenger that I thought I should share with you fashionista's out there.
Didnt I tell ya'll..

I thought I told ya'll to think about getting a fashion editor!!!!!! MTO, yet again, ya'll say somebody's outfit is ugly when CLEARLY its the best she's looked in a few months!
5.27.2008
Just to follow up

Beyonca, I see you're in Cannes wearing those fuc*ing NYLONS again. I dont understand. But, I was over on Necole Bitchie and she asked the question " I wonder why Bey ditched Dereon for Chanel"...and the answer to that is..Beyonca knew good and damn well she couldnt be caught DEAD in Cannes with a Dereon one piece jean jumper on or those jeans emblazoned with dereon across the booty. Besides, it wouldnt show off her cool, year round nylons!! DUH..
Now for news nobody cares about
1. Ray J was caught with drugs in a Washington, D.C. hotel. Weed and a club drug called "Boat." (For all you OTHER blogs that didnt just research for one second, Boat is PCP.) He put up a fight, and was then put out on his ass.
5.24.2008
If you're in the area...
THANK GAWD!!
I knew you werent gonna let me down lawd!! here is the SECOND official Flashing Lights video! Now THIS is wtf i'm talking about Kanye!!! This is PERFECT!! I love it!
Attention Label Whores!
5.23.2008
Hate Message of the CENTURY!!
I found this quote on TMZ from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards. This quote reminds me of my homegirl Birdie, she tends to say things like then when she's drunk:
Girl..You wont.
What is that hanging from your mouth Starita?! You know you gotta keep it cute, cause the paps are out to get you!
Gots to be more careful!
SWAG-O-METER!
I swear to Bob!
MTO! Ya'll are losing your rep with me quick fast and a hurry. Ya'll are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is kissing "some girl". WHY DONT YA'LL KNOW WHO THAT IS?!
(Source)
5.22.2008
Are you really an AKA?
Since when has it been cool to fake like youre in a sorority? I got an email from an anonymous reader wanting me to put a certain someone on blast, so, Kitty is a fair person...I'm game! Heres the email:
Sorors - I have been told to warn Sorors of a woman named Kimberly Torres. She claims she is a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, initiated into Nu Mu Fall03 #3, when if fact they never had a line in Fall03. Headquarters was called and said there is no such woman by the name of Kimberly Torres in our beloved Sorority. She is on Facebook under this name with pictures and everything. She has also said that she will attend Skee-Phi weekend in DC. Beware! Please pass to Sorors and Phrat.
Here's a photo of the PERP:
Word on the AKA circuit is that she will be hosting an event this weekend at the Skee-Phi picnic taking place in DC. I'm so sure she will be put on front street, if she hasnt already.
http://www.geocities.com/numu1908/
http://www.one--design.com/aka100/
Further proof! The girls arent playing with you today miss thing!! I usually dont get involved but my readers wanted it..I provide!!
Just because you're famous pt. 4
Spread the Word!
I recieved this via email and was told to pass the word! Thanks Necole Bitchie!
BitchAssNess is a serious illness that is spreading rapidly through our community. It is classified as contagious and can quickly infect any persons who come in contact with it. Many people have contracted the illness and do not know they have it. We urge the community to get tested immediately as treatment will lead to longer, healthier and happier lives.
Dont be a victim! Know the symptoms and stop before its too late!
Go Off!!
Heres my vote for Best Line of the Month and it comes from the man i love to hate, Lil Wayne.
YESS IM LATE TEXT!!! Go Off!!!
Sneakerheads!
These are the 8-sided pixilated Nike Dunks that will be premiered at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing this summer!I'm not sure about the cost but, they look like something i'd like in my closet right next to the infamous Air Yeezy!!
come on nike!!
The tea on that is...
5.20.2008
HOODWINKED!
After all this time of thinking there was a pregnant MAN in Oregon, I've been bamboozled! Thomas Beatie isn't in fact a MAN but a TRANNY, a DRAGON, a TRANSGENDER! A chic who took hormones to become like a man but kept the ovaries, uterus, etc...therefore resulting in a pregnant "man."
Who Cares!!
As I read over my morning blogs, I see a consensus topic, Jermaine Jackson. And i'm thinking to myself, do the people from the ages of 17-37 really give a FU*K about him and his divorce?!?! I know I dont.
Just because You're Famous pt. 3
(Source)
Let's revisit this for ONE second!
I cant get over it!! But, no shade, I would download this and bump this in BB!!
It's even got the words!!! I LOVE IT! So, when's the first single..because she WAS hitting a lite lite flow for a second!!
"Ima beat yo ass on this train...we on the marta, i'm finna do my thang!" Line of the Year!
5.19.2008
Yall need to get a fashion editor!
LIES AND SCANDAL!
I'm over on MTO reading todays mess..
5.18.2008
Now in news nobody cares about
1. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just got married...all the while he sister just got dumped by Tony Romo. So I'm wondering that if she was drunk as hell at her reception giving the speech..."I'd like to congratulate my sister and her new husband..fuc*in bitch!" HAHAH... I can just imagine.
2. Victoria's Secret wants Rihanna to be their newest model. Let me find out she's gonna be the next Cassie. Cause we all know Rhi Rhi really cant sing but she is cute so..yeah.
3. Star Jones is still pumping around town with her saggy skin and lacking hairline.
4. Marion Jones is STILL in jail and now her husband Tim Montgomery just got sentenced to 46 months in jail for check fraud, so....where is their baby gonna stay with two bust-it-baby parents.
NEXT!
5.15.2008
Stop the Madness!!

Let me go ahead and set the record straight. I've made a few phone calls to my friends in the "industry," one of whom works for DTP. Ludacris and Ciara are NOT dating.
Stop this foolish rumor RIGHT this minute!!! MTO always wants somebody to be dating, ya'll are slowly killing me.
Trendspotting.

Introducing the newest Deaconess of the Pentecostal-Mt. Zion-First Missionary-Hold My Mule Baptist church of Hollywood, Mother Paris Hilton.
Even though he's fu*king up...
5.14.2008
You won't justify
Her baby's daddy and sister calls into the radio in ATL and defends her. They say she was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder 5 years ago and must've been off her meds...lol..I wont deal.
Shoe Guru

Rhi Rhi..I dont even like you that much, but one thing about you I will respect is your shoe game! You are TURNING IT in these purple suede Giuseppe Zanotti lace up boots!
I've Had it!!

Beyonca, I REFUSE to keep seeing you in these GD nylons!! I don't understand. Why are you wearing them? And with open toe shoes!
Killing Me Slowly
Slap-A-Thon.
What in Sam Hill?

Tia, Tamera, Tahj and their mother were spotted out on mothers day. Am I the only one who see's something weird in this photo?
Did She Turn It?

Chloe Sevigny was seen at the Women's Health "Down to Earth" event looking, questionable. I think she looks QUITE the fool. She's quite pasty, she reminds me of Earthworm Jim. But no shade, I do like her top and skirt but the outfit as a WHOLE, I don't use.
News I'm STARTING to care about..

So..I wasn't really KEEN on the whole NiCarey situation, but I'm starting to be on Team Nick. The media is playing him like he's spending HER money on his little functions he's putting on for her ( i.e. renting out Six Flags and decorating it in her fav colors!) Did everybody forget that Nick has stacks on deck from lets see, Nickeloden shows ( atleast 6) Wild N Out, YO Mama, numerous cartoon voice overs, etc...
5.13.2008
I HEART The Hills!

I know i'm not the ONLY person who watches the Hills. Now, with that said, I've noticed that LC always acts like she's the victim!
In Crackberry News!

For those who are addicted to their blackberry as I am, there are a few new berry's coming out in the near future ( including a TOUCH SCREEN!!) but the most recent berry is the Blackberry Bold. It kind of reminds me of the world phone bb but it has smooth corners, faster processors and blah blah blah..you can read about all the specifics on crackberry.com It's supposed to be premiered onto the AT&T service, but...i'm sure the devil that is SPRINT will get it.
More news nobody cares about...
Remy Ma and her animal looking fiance Mongoose, we're supposed to be getting married at Rikers Island today BUT he decided to bring a key for her handcuffs and I'm guessing they were going to try to slip out of the jail Mickey and Mallory style...
MTO, Ya'll are trying it!

MTO, I've always tried to read your site and be cool, but you WILL NOT say that my B.D. ( baby daddy) Pharrell is one of the kids, you wont!
I CANT DEAL!!

Clearly I love reading Perez Hilton and when I came across this photo, my heart sank. Kanye...you WILL not do this to me and everybody else! YOU WONT!!
5.12.2008
SATC FASHION WOES!
Sit Yo @$$ down!!
Get into this video of LeBron telling his mom to ( and I quote) " sit yo ass down," after a hard foul by Paul Pierce. And by the look of his face, he meant EVERY syllable! YOU BETTER SAY THAT LEBRON!!
Rudest Song in History!
I've come to realize that "I love You Girl" by The Dream is officially one of the rudest songs in history! lol, Not only is he talking about how much he loves somebody ELSES girlfriend..he's talking SH*T to him. Not to her, or third person, he's talking directly to the DUDE!!
"I pray that ya'll aint serious..cause seriously she's on my di*k!"
"a part of me feels so bad but MMMMMM not that bad!"
Classic lines!
The REAL Drumline!
I'm feeling a little nostalgic today! Since my days in the marching band at A&T, people have always hated and said that "they werent talking about ya'll in that movie, blah blah.." Yeah well, check it out! Just a little throwback video to let ya'll know that we are the original Drumline movie!!
More Ignorant Shi*t you love!
I've seen some ugly sh*t in my day, but WHEN did it become cool to go to prom looking like a contestant from the Plies Bust-It-Baby reality show?? Chile, I would've arrested you too. You look like somebody's fool.
But the part that KILLS me and sends me to an early grave is when she said.."everybody else likedid my dress." Likedid...girl bye!
Check it out!
This is...THE REMIX!!
And ya'll thought the crazy girl on the train video was hilarious, check out the "remix"....take me now lawd!
My favorite part is STILL and will always be.."I'mma beat yo ass on this train..." lol..classic.
Nike vs. Adidas - SB Edition
Now Adidas is trying to step into the world of SB (skate board) shoes. They are releasing a line of SB's this summer..pictured here is the Roster Mid, Campus Vulcanized and the Superstar Skate. EHH...NOT SO MUCH.


Next up we have the Nike SB pictured here are the Ferris Buller's, the Donatello's and the P-Rod II.


My choice is the NIKE SB. I"m personally gonna be hunting down those Ferris Bullers! YES ma'am!
(Source)5.11.2008
Let Me Find Out!!
Shoe Guru

Move over Carrie Bradshaw! Gwenyth Paltrow is moving in on your shoe queen title! Lately she has been seen in HELLA high heels, just because. I said last week how impressed I was with her running in Iron Man in those heels, now she's been spotted in Rome walking on cobblestone in some OVAH 7'' Robert Vivier heels.
5.09.2008
Press Charges on This..
According to Allhiphop, the infamous ATLANTA bust it baby go off video has the chick in WORLD of trouble. The Atlanta police are currently searching for her in connection to the widely circulated video. Remember? I'm guessing her charges might be communicating threats?
5.08.2008
Now for news nobody cares about...
1. Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted in KFC lockin lips...lol...CHILE..if they really convinced ya'll that they weren't dating, the devil is a liar! UPDATE: My homegirl just called me and said that CB is at the Glow In the Dark Tour w/Rihanna in Charlotte. He even got on stage w/ N.E.R.D. for a light krumping performance...cute.
My New Fav!!

I took a trip to Atlanta last week and I ran into my new favorite singer/rapper...MUFFY! Not only does she have a KILLER sense of style, she's funny and really nice. Plus her songs are fun and flirty, kinda like me! HEHEHE...check her out!
5.07.2008
POP OFF!!
In case you missed it, Bad Girls Club had the first part of their 2 part season finale. I cant WAIT till next tuesday to see the FINAL finale!! lol
Beyonca..What are you doing?

Speaking of missing stylists, WHY does Beyonca have on NYLONS in the club!? Why does she have on NYLONS period!? Is she going to a job interview or something? Who under the age of 60 wears NYLONS to the club? How old are you chile?..We all know you're a "southern belle" but girl, NYLONS in the 40/40...I wont deal!
CHILE BOO!

Who is Foxy Brown's stylist?! Or better yet, where were they when she posed for this magazine cover?!!? She looks like she's on her way to audition at your local gentleman's club..lol.."wear something sexy but says I'm about my business and I'm not a tramp." hahahah
I Love it!

I've said it several times already and I'll say it again..I GREATLY appreciate Zoe Kravitz and her personal fashion style!!! Finger waves and all. She wasnt even BORN when finger waves were considered "cool"..who told her it was ok to "bring that back?"
5.06.2008
Definition of Clutch Player!

I just wanna say BIG UP's to Chris Paul for busting San Antonio's ass AGAIN!!! 30 pts and 12 assists!
SATC FEVER!

Sex and The City fever has begun to set in for me!! I dont know how much longer I can hold out. I was reading on FOX News a mini-review of the movie and it made me GIDDY!! Heres what they had to say about it..
They TURNED it!!
On the opposite end of those fashion disasters, you have those people who took fashion risks and knew what worked well with their bodies/personalities and it worked out in the end. YES MAAM!!





I love it! shoes, dress, hair, makeup, EVERYTHING.
Just Because You're"Famous"..pt. 1
Here are some shots from the 2008 Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala held in NY last night. I'm gonna start a series called "Just Because You're Famous" because celebs think that just because they're on tv, magazines, etc..they can wear whatever they want and its okay, when in REALITY its not..lol..shall we begin?
YAHH BIT*H!
Thanks to Crunktastical i've reached my ignorant shit quota for the rest of 2008.
5.04.2008
PETA!! Ya'll are trying it!
PETA is trying to bar the jockey that rode the 2nd place finisher "Eight Belles" from racing because he "knew that the horse was injured."
They said.."What we really want to know, did he feel anything along the way?" PETA spokeswoman Kathy Guillermo said. "If he didn't then we can probably blame the fact that they're allowed to whip the horses mercilessly." (Source)
Ok PETA..lol...ya'll are really trying it. Ya'll cant blame the JOCKEY because the horse FINISHED the race, SEEMED fine, collapsed w/two broken ankles now can you? I mean really..barring the jockey because of that?
Ya'll are crazy.
Secret Baby? Ehhh..not so much

17 y/o Xochitl Parra (pronounched SOCHILL, lol it really is)was getting ready for school at 5:30am, started having contactions, HAD THE BABY in the shower, wrapped it up and then PUMPED to the hospital. ON FOOT. WITH THE BABY ATTACHED TO THE UMBILICAL CORD.
chile...
But the kicker is that the baby weighed 8LBS..lol...how did your mom NOT know you were preggo? She might've already been a little chawnk, but not enough to hide a 8lb baby!
The Lord will strike me down!
CHILE....When I saw this video, I fell to my KNEES in laughter!! Jesus must've sent her a text message during the service! THANK YA!
The REAL shade is how much I want that BAND to get the tempo together!! lol ,it was all OVER the place!
(SOURCE)
Who'da Thunk it!?
The NO Hornets beat the Spurs today 101 to 82!
I'm THOROUGHLY impressed w/Chris Paul, David West and co. If they beat the spurs this series, I wonder....hmm..
I'll keep my fingers CROSSED! Good luck CP3!
Oh and R.IP. to Tracey McGrady and the Rockets...you WILL be going down in history as the biggest CHOKE artist in the NBA. Sorry dude
Tom Foolery Update.
So here's an update on the Tom Foolery that is Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aka "Manic."
Apparently the whole marriage between them is a "publicity stunt" because Mariah ACTUALLY married her long time boyfriend/former employee Mark Sudak and wants to keep it covered up by basically whoring out Nick Cannon. LMAO!!
if that's true, Mariah, that's SHADE!! lol, but i'm sure if that IS the case he is fully aware of the situation and is getting broke off NICELY! $$ Nick aint stupid.
I don't know, that's just what I heard. I'll keep ya updated.
5.03.2008
Note to Deshawn Stevenson:
Suck it up loser. Maybe next year!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH (sorry Gilbert)
POP OFF SON!
5.02.2008
911 is STILL a joke!
This isn't the first, second or third time in RECENT news that the 911-dispatchers haven't done their job! All because the LOSER who answered Brittany Zimmerman's call DIDNT dispatch someone to her house, she's dead.
TWO THUMBS UP!!!

Being that i'm REALLY not into comic books let alone movie adaptations, I was PLEASANTLY surprised how much I enjoyed Ironman.
Which One Did it Best?
I love Fall Out Boy! Their new single is a cover of MJ'S "Beat It." I loved it! HOWEVER, a few years ago Alien Ant Farm also did a cover of "Smooth Criminal." I'm all for rock/alternative bands doing covers of MJ because they always do it justice. In this case, which band would be MJ's personal fav?
Fall Out Boy-Beat It
My vote: ALIEN ANT FARM!! Plus the video is WAYYY funnier!
And another one!
This little boy is on his way to being one of the "chirren." I'm convinced of that.
Go To Hell!
Have you ever told your significant other or somebody to "go to hell" and you meant it!? Well, apparently you can actually buy their ticket STRAIGHT there.
Movie/Life Trivia.
In the movie "When Harry Met Sally" they sat in the diner and had a conversation about men, women and friends.
5.01.2008
Shame On 'Em.

Hilary Clinton was talking ALL THAT SH*T about Barack Obama's pastor and how his comments reflect on how Obama feels, how he is as a person, blah blah..
JESUS! I'M CALLING YOU NOW!
Word on the gossip circuit is that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey got married on Wednesday! I guess that second hand ring didn't bother her.
GET OVER YOURSELF!
I was just over on C&D and the first thing I see is this video from Diddy, advertising his party for him receiving a star on the walk of fame.
Lip Gloss = Cancer?
As I was surfing the net earlier, I came across a CNN headline that read " Lip Gloss May Pose Cancer Risk."
SHOE FETISH!

Everybody knows I love a good shoe! Well as I was watching the trailer for SATC ( for you non-watchers, thats SEX AND THE CITY), I kept seeing these dark brown sandals that were calling my name from afar!
Its the same shoe, minus the dark brown exterior and hefty price! Plus the heel is 3/4'' higher! I HAPPILY paid my measly $69.95 and any true fashionista would too! NBA Beef
I'm just wondering when it became cool for NBA players to engage in on AND off court beef? I've been following the Deshawn Stevenson/King James beef for the past two weeks and its just funny to me. DeShawn, you will NEVER be on the level of LeBron, I wonder why your teammates have never informed you of that.

























