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5.30.2008

Overdress much?


How come EVERY time I see Sacagawea O'Day she's terribly overstasted for the function? That dress is many things to me..mainly GAUDY and it makes her look quite wide in the waist. Diddy might need to put you back on that diet. Boom Kat Boom Kat Kat!!!


I cant deal. 

Celeb-You Tried it.

Heres the first installment!! YAY!! Thanks to my super friend Tank!! 


Everybody may THINK the guy on the right has the you tried it face but take a gander at ole Bobby V.  I imagine the conversation kinda went like this:

Dude: Yo, I got this song for you. I know you're gonna love it, just give me five minutes...
Tank: Picture?
Bobby: If this nig*ga dont get outta my ear with that sh*t, he's trying it! 
Tank: SNAP! 



ITS OFFICIAL!!!!

If I never said it (which I know I have), now its solidified..KANYE WEST is THE shit!!!! I already loved the single Flashing Lights and the two videos, I've found the third and my hearts cry is TRULY content!! This is EXACTLY what I expect from an artist of his calibur! The imagery of this video is RIDICULOUS..I was speechless! I cant deal...I cant!!! 


According to Kanye's blog this is the video HE actually wanted to put out because the other two were leaked! THANK GOD. 

5.29.2008

Random Rant.

Does anybody REALLY care when celebrities break up? I mean come on.. Britney Spears gets married and divorced in a matter of 48 hrs, its on the front of EVERY magazine. Kanye and Alexis broke up. SO WHAT! Did yall participate in the engagement activities? George Clooney and "Sarah" break up..ok, AND!!! 


Who gives a fu*k!! Thats one thing about celeb gossip I dont like. 


5.28.2008

And the worst dressed couple award goes to


MARIAH AND NICK!!!

Would it KILL you to update your wardrobes?!!?! And or hire a stylist? AT LEAST for public appearances?! WTF still wears mini sweater jackets over short dresses WITH tights and heels in MAY!?!? And nick, I know you own PNB and all but didnt that go out of style back in 1998?

Maybe if I cross my fingers and say a chant one day I'll wake up and you guys will be stylistically different. Or maybe I should call ambush make-over.

HEY YA'LL!!!

I really appreciate the love i've been seeing on my blog in its early stages! I'm starting a new segment on there called the "you tried it" look. I need people to send me pictures of yourself, your friends, your mom, your nephews, random people, anybody who you think is purposely giving someone else the look.

Send all entries to kittyfix@gmail.com


THANKS to all those who are going to help!

Heres a sample of what I mean: (nevermind how drunk and sweaty i looked! it was a rough night) The look all the way to the left is a PRIME example! 


My new fav thing

Since i've gone back to natural nails, i've been an advocate of bright, loud, ignorant colors! Well i've found my new fav's, the Hot Topic brand of polish! And they're only $2.99! The best thing about them is that they arent matted, they're high gloss!! Also this color by China Glaze called "recycle" is a MUST have for me!!!! Grey polish!? Whoodathunkit!? 



 

Paint your own sh*t


My super friend Tank emailed me something via bb messenger that I thought I should share with you fashionista's out there. 


Welcome to the new shit. I guess. Fendi has introduced the "Paint your own baguette" retailing for $1300. Its a stark white baguette that comes with pantone color markers for you to decorate your bag any way you see fit. 

Now, i'm all for creative expression but i'll be DAMNED if I spend $1300 on a FENDI bag just to draw on it. What happens if I mess up? Does it come with fendi white out!? 

I might have to pass on this one. 

Didnt I tell ya'll..


I thought I told ya'll to think about getting a fashion editor!!!!!!  MTO, yet again, ya'll say somebody's outfit is ugly when CLEARLY its the best she's looked in a few months! 


Credibility is SLOWLY slipping away from you guys w/certain topics. 

They said the "dress would've been cute if aint have that bustier thing going on up top." 

WTF!?!? lol...first of all, the grammar is ATROCIOUS but that BUSTIER thing is part of the dress..

I hate ya'll. 

(I'll be emailing my resume shortly lol)

5.27.2008

Just to follow up


Beyonca, I see you're in Cannes wearing those fuc*ing NYLONS again. I dont understand. But, I was over on Necole Bitchie and she asked the question " I wonder why Bey ditched Dereon for Chanel"...and the answer to that is..Beyonca knew good and damn well she couldnt be caught DEAD in Cannes with a Dereon one piece jean jumper on or those jeans emblazoned with dereon across the booty. Besides, it wouldnt show off her cool, year round nylons!! DUH..


Now for news nobody cares about

1. Ray J was caught with drugs in a Washington, D.C. hotel. Weed and a club drug called "Boat." (For all you OTHER blogs that didnt just research for one second, Boat is PCP.) He put up a fight, and was then put out on his ass.


2. Steph Jones and Jordin Sparks are supposedly married. WTF is up with all these bootleg marriages!? I mean, is that the new "in thing" to do. I'll pass.

3. Some hockey player named Sean Avery started an intership at the fashion bible aka VOGUE magaazine. WTF!?!?!? A freakin hockey player can get an internship at a FASHION magazine..and a person with a JOURNALISM degree cant even get in the door, that's bull..

4. I'm tired of seeing Aubrey from Danity Kane wearing those headbands looking like sacagawea's long lost, third cousin.


5.24.2008

If you're in the area...


One of my FAV clothing lines, HELLZ BELLZ is having a sample sale (MAY 31-JUNE 1st) if you're in the area, you should check it out!!

THANK GAWD!!

I knew you werent gonna let me down lawd!! here is the SECOND official Flashing Lights video! Now THIS is wtf i'm talking about Kanye!!! This is PERFECT!! I love it!

Attention Label Whores!


For all you label girls out there and those who must have the newest hottest cell phones, get ready. Christian Dior has debuted a phone. Lol..that's about all I can say about it. There are really no details about what carrier it will be on, it IS however a worldphone but the shade is, its $5000.

Some of you crafty kids might be able to swing this, otherwise, this remote controlled, Swarovski crystal adorned wonder will be left DIRECTLY in the boutiques collecting dust.




5.23.2008

Hate Message of the CENTURY!!

I found this quote on TMZ from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards. This quote reminds me of my homegirl Birdie, she tends to say things like then when she's drunk:

"I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you ****** whore." (Denise's mom died of cancer.)
Rude as hell!!!

Girl..You wont.

WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!?

What is that hanging from your mouth Starita?! You know you gotta keep it cute, cause the paps are out to get you!

Gots to be more careful!

No Words.


I can't deal. TAKE ME NOW LAWD!
I love you!


SWAG-O-METER!


I hate to say it, everybody KNOWS I love me some Bow Wow but Romeo is KILLING you right now!!


He has the understated, i'm in college-you aint-I still get more hoes-i'm chillin in a tshirt swag that just MURDERING him right now. I'm sure he's HELLA salty! As he should be!


Romeo is getting press for having his shirt off and takin picture with white chicks. Bow Wow is getting press for being wack and dating some has been model/actress..lol..


you decide.

I swear to Bob!

MTO! Ya'll are losing your rep with me quick fast and a hurry. Ya'll are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is kissing "some girl". WHY DONT YA'LL KNOW WHO THAT IS?!


Her name is Samantha Ronson. She's a SUPER hot dj in LA. They've had a pseudo-lesbian relationship for like 4 years now.

Ya'll are late boots.
ugh.

(Source)

5.22.2008

Are you really an AKA?

Since when has it been cool to fake like youre in a sorority? I got an email from an anonymous reader wanting me to put a certain someone on blast, so, Kitty is a fair person...I'm game! Heres the email:

Sorors - I have been told to warn Sorors of a woman named Kimberly Torres. She claims she is a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, initiated into Nu Mu Fall03 #3, when if fact they never had a line in Fall03. Headquarters was called and said there is no such woman by the name of Kimberly Torres in our beloved Sorority. She is on Facebook under this name with pictures and everything. She has also said that she will attend Skee-Phi weekend in DC. Beware! Please pass to Sorors and Phrat.



Here's a photo of the PERP:



Shes in the purple.

Word on the AKA circuit is that she will be hosting an event this weekend at the Skee-Phi picnic taking place in DC. I'm so sure she will be put on front street, if she hasnt already.

http://www.geocities.com/numu1908/

http://www.one--design.com/aka100/

Further proof! The girls arent playing with you today miss thing!! I usually dont get involved but my readers wanted it..I provide!!

Just because you're famous pt. 4



Who told you it was okay to show up on the red carpet looking like you're trying out for 50's newest video? Tshirt, high waist ( almost look like mom jean shorts) shorts and GASP, closed toe pumps!! ARGH!...I know who you're stylist is, Im gonna call him in a few to find out if this outfit was approved. You tried it. Upon closer inspection, I see an ankle braclet too! What in the world!?!?


This was okay the other DAY when you wore an outfit similar to a club in LA. I'm guessing since you got so much press you decided it was cool to just "revamp" the look...no ma'am.






Spread the Word!

I recieved this via email and was told to pass the word! Thanks Necole Bitchie!

BitchAssNess is a serious illness that is spreading rapidly through our community. It is classified as contagious and can quickly infect any persons who come in contact with it. Many people have contracted the illness and do not know they have it. We urge the community to get tested immediately as treatment will lead to longer, healthier and happier lives.




Dont be a victim! Know the symptoms and stop before its too late!

Go Off!!

Heres my vote for Best Line of the Month and it comes from the man i love to hate, Lil Wayne.

"Im in yo Neighborhood, area, cd thang tape deck iPod, ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex Safe sex is great sex Better wear a latex Cuz you dont want that late text that "I think I'm late" text "

YESS IM LATE TEXT!!! Go Off!!!

Sneakerheads!

For all those who are in love with sneakers, heres a pair i'm SURE you will want to get up on.

These are the 8-sided pixilated Nike Dunks that will be premiered at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing this summer!

I'm not sure about the cost but, they look like something i'd like in my closet right next to the infamous Air Yeezy!!

come on nike!!

The tea on that is...


As I was surfing the net I came across a little piece of information that had me dying!
Why is Usher supposedly filing for a separation from crazy ass Tameka!! Chile, I knew it! Dont nobody wanna lust after no married man! Especially no married superstar, super fine, etc...


I cant deal.




5.20.2008

HOODWINKED!

After all this time of thinking there was a pregnant MAN in Oregon, I've been bamboozled! Thomas Beatie isn't in fact a MAN but a TRANNY, a DRAGON, a TRANSGENDER! A chic who took hormones to become like a man but kept the ovaries, uterus, etc...therefore resulting in a pregnant "man." 




Who Cares!!

As I read over my morning blogs, I see a consensus topic, Jermaine Jackson. And i'm thinking to myself, do the people from the ages of 17-37 really give a FU*K about him and his divorce?!?! I know I dont.


It must be a slow news day.

Just because You're Famous pt. 3

Umm..WHAT THE FU*K do you have on!? 

"Wolf" from American Gladiator showed up at the Country Music Awards on Sunday looking like a fuc*ing fool. Theres really no other way to state that.  Wheres Ambush Makeover when you need them?


(Source)

Let's revisit this for ONE second!

I cant get over it!! But, no shade, I would download this and bump this in BB!!




It's even got the words!!! I LOVE IT! So, when's the first single..because she WAS hitting a lite lite flow for a second!!

"Ima beat yo ass on this train...we on the marta, i'm finna do my thang!" Line of the Year!

5.19.2008

Yall need to get a fashion editor!

MTO AND BOSSIP! 

I think its time that your site hired a fashion editor/consultant before you post ignorant sh*t about fashion. 

Bossip just did a post about the Disney Couture jewelry collection. Granted one of the necklaces is a noose ( i did buy it! lol) there is a ring that says "obey" so now they're trying to make it seem like the Disney collection is racist! Ok, I could see you saying that about the noose necklace. 

If you knew ANYTHING about fashion lines, OBEY is a line based out of LA. lol, the line is called OBEY not correlating "obey" to the Disney noose. The sunglasses ring that they are referring to is not part of the DC line. 

I hate ya'll when it comes to fashion. 

LIES AND SCANDAL!

I'm over on MTO reading todays mess..


Diddy is "proposing" to Cassie!?  *Gasp, swoon and die*

Is the world ready to see Kim Porter finally flip her wig? Because if he proposes to this young tender and not her, she WILL have the last word, which will probably sound like "slap" or "POW"..what's your guess? 


5.18.2008

Now in news nobody cares about

1. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just got married...all the while he sister just got dumped by Tony Romo. So I'm wondering that if she was drunk as hell at her reception giving the speech..."I'd like to congratulate my sister and her new husband..fuc*in bitch!" HAHAH... I can just imagine.

2. Victoria's Secret wants Rihanna to be their newest model. Let me find out she's gonna be the next Cassie. Cause we all know Rhi Rhi really cant sing but she is cute so..yeah.

3. Star Jones is still pumping around town with her saggy skin and lacking hairline.

4. Marion Jones is STILL in jail and now her husband Tim Montgomery just got sentenced to 46 months in jail for check fraud, so....where is their baby gonna stay with two bust-it-baby parents.

NEXT!

5.15.2008

Stop the Madness!!


Let me go ahead and set the record straight. I've made a few phone calls to my friends in the "industry," one of whom works for DTP. Ludacris and Ciara are NOT dating.

Stop this foolish rumor RIGHT this minute!!! MTO always wants somebody to be dating, ya'll are slowly killing me.

Trendspotting.


Introducing the newest Deaconess of the Pentecostal-Mt. Zion-First Missionary-Hold My Mule  Baptist church of Hollywood, Mother Paris Hilton. 


Service starts at 2:45 p.m and since you are the head Ursher, you need to be there at 1. 

Even though he's fu*king up...

I'm sitting here having a fuc*ing fit!!! I've just listened to 2 of the HOTTEST remix's i've heard in a while...


Speaking of hawt...listen to THIS!!! 

I cant take it! 




5.14.2008

You won't justify

Her baby's daddy and sister calls into the radio in ATL and defends her. They say she was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder 5 years ago and must've been off her meds...lol..I wont deal. 

Shoe Guru


Rhi Rhi..I dont even like you that much, but one thing about you I will respect is your shoe game! You are TURNING IT in these purple suede Giuseppe Zanotti lace up boots! 

LAUGH OF THE CENTURY!


Thanks crunktastical for this! Ya'll know this was my fav quote from her rant! I want one! 



I've Had it!!


Beyonca, I REFUSE to keep seeing you in these GD nylons!! I don't understand. Why are you wearing them? And with open toe shoes! 


NYLONS! ARGH! OPEN TOE SHOES! ARGH! 

Killing Me Slowly


Ma'am! MA'AM! 

You are really sending me to an early grave with these outfits! Who/what stylist told you it was OKAY to wear high waist jeans with sneakers? lol..you know GOOD and WELL those are reserved for boots and or sky high pumps. Had you thrown on a sick-o-ning pair of Louboutins or Zanotti's, you might've passed the style challenge. 

You didnt. 

Good Day. 

Just Because You're Famous pt. 2

You think you can wear things like this and get away with it? 




Dust off and try again honey. 

Next! 

Slap-A-Thon.


ATTENTION!! 
Kim Porter you are LOSING in this game honey! Why is Diddy all boo'd up with no talent ass Cassie at the park?! Im sure you were off somewhere tending to his african tribe of kids! 

Girl you need to slap the sh*t out of him. And quit playing yourself. Keep getting your alimony/child support and PUMP. If you cant read the writing on the wall, then maybe you need your vision checked boo.  Get it together! 

(Image via GStyle)

What in Sam Hill?


Tia, Tamera, Tahj and their mother were spotted out on mothers day. Am I the only one who see's something weird in this photo? 


What does their dad look like? 

Did She Turn It?


Chloe Sevigny was seen at the Women's Health "Down to Earth" event looking, questionable. I think she looks QUITE the fool. She's quite pasty, she reminds me of Earthworm Jim. But no shade, I do like her top and skirt but the outfit as a WHOLE, I don't use. 


Thoughts? 

News I'm STARTING to care about..


So..I wasn't really KEEN on the whole NiCarey situation, but I'm starting to be on Team Nick. The media is playing him like he's spending HER money on his little functions he's putting on for her ( i.e. renting out Six Flags and decorating it in her fav colors!) Did everybody forget that Nick has stacks on deck from lets see, Nickeloden shows ( atleast 6) Wild N Out, YO Mama, numerous cartoon voice overs, etc...


Check his resume. He's not a loser like we all think he is...

5.13.2008

I HEART The Hills!


I know i'm not the ONLY person who watches the Hills.  Now, with that said, I've noticed that LC always acts like she's the victim! 


On the finale last night she all but like blamed audrina for being withdrawn, blah blah. And I'm so over her trying to shade Heidi everytime she comes around. Girl, Heidi is the one with a man, living w/her, RING, career, etc...while you're chasing around Broady is isnt the least bit interested in you anymore, stephen who STILL doesn't use you and who knows who else you're lusting after. 

You are not my favorite character. Always trying to play the victim! Good Day LC. 
But what was CLASSIC was Spencer driving to Vegas to get his boo! I would have showed my ass if my dude ran up on me in VEGAS while I was on a business trip! 

Drama...I cant wait till August! 

In Crackberry News!


For those who are addicted to their blackberry as I am, there are a few new berry's coming out in the near future ( including a TOUCH SCREEN!!) but the most recent berry is the Blackberry Bold. It kind of reminds me of the world phone bb but it has smooth corners, faster processors and blah blah blah..you can read about all the specifics on crackberry.com It's supposed to be premiered onto the AT&T service, but...i'm sure the devil that is SPRINT will get it. 


I'm not sure if i'll get it JUST because I'm so in love with my little BB Pearl...it's small, compact and does everything I need it to do! But..just to keep up with The Jones' I just might have to ante up! lol...

What do ya'll think of the phone? ( apply's to Crackberry heads only, lol) 

More news nobody cares about...

Remy Ma and her animal looking fiance Mongoose, we're supposed to be getting married at Rikers Island today BUT he decided to bring a key for her handcuffs and I'm guessing they were going to try to slip out of the jail Mickey and Mallory style...


When in reality all they did was get caught and she was sentenced to EIGHT years in jail. 

Damn son. 

Now on to other news....


MTO, Ya'll are trying it!


MTO, I've always tried to read your site and be cool, but you WILL NOT say that my B.D. ( baby daddy) Pharrell is one of the kids, you wont! 


Just because someone has a style unlike your NON-fashion sense having site, he automatically has to be one of the gurls. No, No, No!!! 

From this day forward , you have no weight at all when it comes to matters of fashion and style! 

I CANT DEAL!!


Clearly I love reading  Perez Hilton and when I  came across this photo, my heart sank. Kanye...you WILL not do this to me and everybody else! YOU WONT!! 


Alexis should call you and cuss yo ass out! Even thought ya'll broke up, she should do it just because! 

Drunk and hot girls huh....right. 

5.12.2008

SATC FASHION WOES!


Now I am an AVID SATC watcher..and this ensemble of outfits UPSET me to a point I havent reached in a fashionably long time!


These outfits do NOT reflect the fashion ideals I would expect from SATC. I mean really. Carrie would NEVER wear a "headpiece" such as that. Miranda would NEVER wear a dress like that. Charlotte looks alot like "herself" and Samantha..uhhh..looks her age.

I'm sure Patricia Field wasnt involved in their styling for this event. She should've been on speed dial.


Sit Yo @$$ down!!

Get into this video of LeBron telling his mom to ( and I quote) " sit yo ass down," after a hard foul by Paul Pierce. And by the look of his face, he meant EVERY syllable! YOU BETTER SAY THAT LEBRON!!

Rudest Song in History!

I've come to realize that "I love You Girl" by The Dream is officially one of the rudest songs in history! lol, Not only is he talking about how much he loves somebody ELSES girlfriend..he's talking SH*T to him. Not to her, or third person, he's talking directly to the DUDE!!

"I pray that ya'll aint serious..cause seriously she's on my di*k!"
"a part of me feels so bad but MMMMMM not that bad!"

Classic lines!

The REAL Drumline!

I'm feeling a little nostalgic today! Since my days in the marching band at A&T, people have always hated and said that "they werent talking about ya'll in that movie, blah blah.." Yeah well, check it out! Just a little throwback video to let ya'll know that we are the original Drumline movie!!

More Ignorant Shi*t you love!

I've seen some ugly sh*t in my day, but WHEN did it become cool to go to prom looking like a contestant from the Plies Bust-It-Baby reality show?? Chile, I would've arrested you too. You look like somebody's fool.

But the part that KILLS me and sends me to an early grave is when she said.."everybody else likedid my dress." Likedid...girl bye!

Check it out!

This is...THE REMIX!!

And ya'll thought the crazy girl on the train video was hilarious, check out the "remix"....take me now lawd!



My favorite part is STILL and will always be.."I'mma beat yo ass on this train..." lol..classic.

Nike vs. Adidas - SB Edition

Now Adidas is trying to step into the world of SB (skate board) shoes. They are releasing a line of SB's this summer..pictured here is the Roster Mid, Campus Vulcanized and the Superstar Skate. EHH...NOT SO MUCH.








Next up we have the Nike SB pictured here are the Ferris Buller's, the Donatello's and the P-Rod II.







My choice is the NIKE SB. I"m personally gonna be hunting down those Ferris Bullers! YES ma'am!

(Source)

5.11.2008

Let Me Find Out!!


So..I thought Suge Knight was the west coasts resident tough guy...WELL according to TMZ, he's not. And APPARENTLY he got his ass whooped outside an LA night club!! HAHAHAH..he had to be taken to the hospital and everything. He's not talking to police and I guess he wouldnt. I wouldnt wanna tell them I'd gotten my life handed to me when I'm 6'6' 300+ lbs...

damn shame.
oh and that is HIM on the ground like that in the Yellow shirt!

Shoe Guru


Move over Carrie Bradshaw! Gwenyth Paltrow is moving in on your shoe queen title! Lately she has been seen in HELLA high heels, just because. I said last week how impressed I was with her running in Iron Man in those heels, now she's been spotted in Rome walking on cobblestone in some OVAH  7'' Robert Vivier heels. 


Shes been towering over people lately with these highest of heels and I LOVE it!!! 



5.09.2008

Press Charges on This..

According to Allhiphop, the infamous ATLANTA bust it baby go off video has the chick in  WORLD of trouble. The Atlanta police are currently searching for her in connection to the widely circulated video.  Remember?  I'm guessing her charges might be communicating threats? 


Girl, you cant be going off on old ladies AND videotaping it. Since I thought the video was a FAKE I guess I was wrong. lol...I'm still laughing about her sayin.."what you dont think i could freestyle on you boo?"

Who calls a 70 y/o lady "boo!" 



5.08.2008

Now for news nobody cares about...

1. Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted in KFC lockin lips...lol...CHILE..if they really convinced ya'll that they weren't dating, the devil is a liar! UPDATE: My homegirl just called me and said that CB is at the Glow In the Dark Tour w/Rihanna in Charlotte. He even got on stage w/ N.E.R.D. for a light krumping performance...cute. 


2. Mariah and Nick are official ( i reported that last week) but the shade is, she has a tattoo on her back that says, "MRS. CANNON"...girl stop! 

3. Beyonca is supposedly pregnant. NEXT! 

These are the 5 people that I could stand to live my daily life w/o hearing their names EVER again. 

NEXT TOPIC...

My New Fav!!


I took a trip to Atlanta last week and I ran into my new favorite singer/rapper...MUFFY! Not only does she have a KILLER sense of style, she's funny and really nice. Plus her songs are fun and flirty, kinda like me! HEHEHE...check her out! 



5.07.2008

POP OFF!!

In case you missed it, Bad Girls Club had the first part of their 2 part season finale. I cant WAIT till next tuesday to see the FINAL finale!! lol 

Beyonca..What are you doing?


Speaking of missing stylists, WHY does Beyonca have on NYLONS in the club!? Why does she have on NYLONS period!? Is she going to a job interview or something? Who under the age of 60 wears NYLONS to the club? How old are you chile?..We all know you're a "southern belle" but girl, NYLONS in the 40/40...I wont deal! 

CHILE BOO!


Who is Foxy Brown's stylist?! Or better yet, where were they when she posed for this magazine cover?!!? She looks like she's on her way to audition at your local gentleman's club..lol.."wear something sexy but says I'm about my business and I'm not a tramp." hahahah 

I Love it!


I've said it several times already and I'll say it again..I GREATLY appreciate Zoe Kravitz and her personal fashion style!!! Finger waves and all. She wasnt even BORN when finger waves were considered "cool"..who told her it was ok to "bring that back?" 

5.06.2008

Definition of Clutch Player!


I just wanna say BIG UP's to Chris Paul for busting San Antonio's ass AGAIN!!!  30 pts and 12 assists! 


I NEVER would've thought the little boy I met @ 17 y/o would blossom to become the LEAD point guard in the NBA. Im with you all the way dude!! Good Luck! 
Series is now 2-0 N.O. ....defending champs huh!? lol...

SATC FEVER!


Sex and The City fever has begun to set in for me!! I dont know how much longer I can hold out. I was reading on FOX News a mini-review of the movie and it made me GIDDY!! Heres what they had to say about it..


"Charlotte’s married to Harry and they’ve adopted a little Chinese girl; Miranda is married to Steve, the father of her son, and living in Brooklyn; Samantha is bicoastal, managing the burgeoning career of Smith, her hot young lover; and Carrie is living with Mr. Big, who turns out to be named John James Preston." - Roger Friedman 

Carrie and Mr. Big living together!!!? I CANT TAKE IT! I gotta see this movie...sooner than later! 

(IMAGE via Catwalkqueen)

They TURNED it!!

On the opposite end of those fashion disasters, you have those people who took fashion risks and knew what worked well with their bodies/personalities and it worked out in the end. YES MAAM!!





and my PERSONAL STYLE favorite...



I love it! shoes, dress, hair, makeup, EVERYTHING. 

Just Because You're"Famous"..pt. 1

Here are some shots from the 2008 Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala held in NY last night. I'm gonna start a series called "Just Because You're Famous" because celebs think that just because they're on tv, magazines, etc..they can wear whatever they want and its okay, when in REALITY its not..lol..shall we begin?




None of these are okay!! lol..Katie..you look a fool w/that red dress and blue POINTY TOE heels..lol...Mischa Barton, what in the world is that?! Karl, no words, and Mary..if i EVER see that blonde bob wig again, it'll be too soon! 



YAHH BIT*H!

Thanks to Crunktastical i've reached my ignorant shit quota for the rest of 2008. 


I cant take it..lol..

5.04.2008

PETA!! Ya'll are trying it!

PETA is trying to bar the jockey that rode the 2nd place finisher "Eight Belles" from racing because he "knew that the horse was injured."

They said.."What we really want to know, did he feel anything along the way?" PETA spokeswoman Kathy Guillermo said. "If he didn't then we can probably blame the fact that they're allowed to whip the horses mercilessly." (Source)

Ok PETA..lol...ya'll are really trying it. Ya'll cant blame the JOCKEY because the horse FINISHED the race, SEEMED fine, collapsed w/two broken ankles now can you? I mean really..barring the jockey because of that?

Ya'll are crazy.

Secret Baby? Ehhh..not so much


17 y/o Xochitl Parra (pronounched SOCHILL, lol it really is)was getting ready for school at 5:30am, started having contactions, HAD THE BABY in the shower, wrapped it up and then PUMPED to the hospital. ON FOOT. WITH THE BABY ATTACHED TO THE UMBILICAL CORD.

chile...

But the kicker is that the baby weighed 8LBS..lol...how did your mom NOT know you were preggo? She might've already been a little chawnk, but not enough to hide a 8lb baby!

The Lord will strike me down!

CHILE....When I saw this video, I fell to my KNEES in laughter!! Jesus must've sent her a text message during the service! THANK YA!



The REAL shade is how much I want that BAND to get the tempo together!! lol ,it was all OVER the place!

(SOURCE)

Who'da Thunk it!?

The NO Hornets beat the Spurs today 101 to 82!

I'm THOROUGHLY impressed w/Chris Paul, David West and co. If they beat the spurs this series, I wonder....hmm..

I'll keep my fingers CROSSED! Good luck CP3!

Oh and R.IP. to Tracey McGrady and the Rockets...you WILL be going down in history as the biggest CHOKE artist in the NBA. Sorry dude

Tom Foolery Update.

So here's an update on the Tom Foolery that is Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aka "Manic."

Apparently the whole marriage between them is a "publicity stunt" because Mariah ACTUALLY married her long time boyfriend/former employee Mark Sudak and wants to keep it covered up by basically whoring out Nick Cannon. LMAO!!

if that's true, Mariah, that's SHADE!! lol, but i'm sure if that IS the case he is fully aware of the situation and is getting broke off NICELY! $$ Nick aint stupid.

I don't know, that's just what I heard. I'll keep ya updated.

5.03.2008

Note to Deshawn Stevenson:

Suck it up loser. Maybe next year!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH (sorry Gilbert) 


Who's overrated now? Take LeBron's triple double and head out to the club w/that! 

POP OFF SON!

I love Kanye West's blog! And I'm loving it more after today. He has gone smooooooth the hell off on Entertainment Weekly for their shiteous review of his masterpiece theatre of a concert! 

"Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!"

YOU BETTER GO OFF KANYE!! 

5.02.2008

911 is STILL a joke!

This isn't the first, second or third time in RECENT news that the 911-dispatchers haven't done their job!  All because the LOSER who answered Brittany Zimmerman's call DIDNT dispatch someone to her house, she's dead. 



I'm not sure whats up with these people, but they act like they ARENT providing a LIFE SAVING service. Lazy Bastards!!! 


TWO THUMBS UP!!!


Being that i'm REALLY not into comic books let alone movie adaptations, I was PLEASANTLY surprised how much I enjoyed Ironman. 


Robert Downey Jr. wasn't as crack-ish as he has been in recent years and he actually played the part quite well. As did Terrance Howard, he didn't overact as he tends to do.

The best part of the movie for me was Jeff Bridges playing the bad guy. It took me the ENTIRE 2 hours to figure out that it was even him. His bald head and Freeway beard gave him a new look...cute for you!!! For those who enjoy older men, he's the one for ya! 

For you MEN who enjoy cars and sh*t like that (ugh), the Audi A8 featured throughout the movie was real foolish! TONY STARK, BOY YOU A FOOL!! 

But the  KICKER was  "Pepper Pots" aka Gwenyth Paltrow running for almost 5 minutes across a grated steel floor in 5'' Christian Louboutians! YOU BETTER RUN BIT*H!! 

I love it! 
NEXT UP...
THE HULK. RAWR.

Which One Did it Best?

I love Fall Out Boy! Their new single is a cover of MJ'S "Beat It." I loved it! HOWEVER, a few years ago Alien Ant Farm also did a cover of "Smooth Criminal." I'm all for rock/alternative bands doing covers of MJ because they always do it justice. In this case, which band would be MJ's personal fav? 


Alien Ant Farm- Smooth Criminial


Fall Out Boy-Beat It


My vote: ALIEN ANT FARM!! Plus the video is WAYYY funnier! 

And another one!

This little boy is on his way to being one of the "chirren." I'm convinced of that. 


Go To Hell!

Have you  ever told your significant other or somebody to "go to hell" and you meant it!? Well, apparently you can actually buy their ticket STRAIGHT there. 



This might be the funniest website i've EVER seen but apparently for $12.79 you can send a package to someone GUARANTEEING their place in hell! 

Who knew it only took $13 to send someone to hell for being a bastard! lol...for that I would've been sending folk to hell since '95! 

Movie/Life Trivia.

In the movie "When Harry Met Sally" they sat in the diner and had a conversation about men, women and friends. 


The question was: Can Men and women REALLY be friends w/o having sex. 

The female perspective was YES
The male perspective was (and I quote) "Men and women cant be friends because even if he isn't physically trying to have sex with you, he's thinking about it." 

Who do you think about that? 

True or False. 

5.01.2008

Shame On 'Em.


Hilary Clinton was talking ALL THAT SH*T about Barack Obama's pastor and how his comments reflect on how Obama feels, how he is as a person, blah blah..


I just got an email from a friend and it was quite interesting. Seems as though Hillary's pastor is a CONVICTED child molester and is getting ready to serve 3 years for molesting a 7 year old boy.  So, does that mean since he's a convicted FELON, should she be deemed as such? Should the media and Obama hound her about this like she did him? 

If she dont get blasted like he did (which i'm sure she wont), that's gonna FURTHER let me know how fuc*ed up the USA is. 

JESUS! I'M CALLING YOU NOW!

Word on the gossip circuit is that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey got married on Wednesday! I guess that second hand ring didn't bother her. 


I KNEW I put the Lord on speed dial for a reason! 

This is  Tom Foolery I've EVER heard it in my 27 years of living. 

I give it 2 weeks. TOPS! 

GET OVER YOURSELF!

I was just over on C&D and the first thing I see is this video from Diddy, advertising his party for him receiving a star on the walk of fame. 


First of all, WHY is he getting a star? I mean, what's the criteria? Or better yet, how much $$ did he have to shell out? Second, why are you having a PARTY to solidify the fact that you are getting one? Lol..what would be funny if his star is located down Hollywood blvd. near La Brea a.k.a. the place where tourists dont go. But i'm sure if he's probably "paying" he's gonna get a semi-prime spot. 



Diddy, you are almost on my all time list of Greatest Tom Foolery. 

Good Day! 

Lip Gloss = Cancer?

As I was surfing the net earlier, I came across a CNN headline that read " Lip Gloss May Pose Cancer Risk." 


Ex-Squeeze me!?!? I currently have like 5 tubes in my bag! lol. After reading it further, I realized that it said clear gloss poses more of a risk to attract harmful uv rays. Hmm...

So maybe I should stick with colored gloss?

What about those addicted to MAC lip glass?! OH NO! 


SHOE FETISH!


Everybody knows I love a good shoe! Well as I was watching the trailer for SATC ( for you non-watchers, thats SEX AND THE CITY),  I kept seeing these dark brown sandals that were calling my name from afar! 


And lo and behold I found them! They are the Divine Extreme by Dior. They retail for about $750 - $800.  Bummer for us budget fashionistas, but not really because Dior isn't making them anymore! 

Anywhoo, on a random shopping trip I ended up in Bakers and something caught my eye..

Its the same shoe, minus the dark brown exterior and hefty price! Plus the heel is 3/4'' higher! I HAPPILY paid my measly $69.95 and any true fashionista would too! 
 


NBA Beef

I'm just wondering when it became cool for NBA players to engage in on AND off court beef? I've been following the Deshawn Stevenson/King James beef for the past two weeks and its just funny to me. DeShawn, you will NEVER be on the level of LeBron, I wonder why your teammates have never informed you of that. 


Maybe that beard is clouding your judgement. I dont know. I'm gonna set up an interview with Gilbert this week and see if I could talk to DeShawn as well to see what info I can get out of him! 

I'll keep you posted!