UPDATES!!

- Mariah Carey is in fact engaged to Nick Cannon! Girl...lol..that's a bunch of B.S. if i've ever seen it. She should be ashamed.  Also Perez Hilton has confirmed that the HUGE ring he gave her was the same exact ring he gave to Selita Ebanks! HAHAH...gotta re-up, gotta recycle the goods! Thats a mess! 

-Madonna will be on 106 & Park for the first time EVER to promote her new, poorly selling album. I'm not a fan of that show but I WILL tune in to see how she handles herself and how Terrance reacts to a REAL star.

-B.Scott made the People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People. I love him. 

-Jennifer "Cant Keep a Man" -iston was seen with younger hottie John Mayer! Maybe this one will work out for her because she seems to have a problem keeping a man! If you cant keep Smith from Sex and the City happy, you need to take a break from the relationship world..maybe you should try out girls...maybe.  

Suspect!

Now everybody knows I love me some "Diamond Girl"...but, Ryan Leslie has been giving me butch queen ideals for a few months now. 

I'm gonna have to ask the "chirren" about him. 

OH WOW!

Oh how the mighty have fallen! 

While I was reading my daily dose of celeb blogs, I came across the story of Lil Kim and her Bentley being repo'd! HAHAHAHAAHAH!! 

Girllll...you probably shouldn't have squandered all your money on that surgery because you probably could've caught your payments up! 

Thats a shame...even BB( my volkswagon)  was on the verge of repo, but i pulled her back in! 

UGH!

Ew!!

If i see anybody in these jeans I will pull my fashion police card so fast!!! This might be the ugliest thing I've ever seen in life! 

Please stop this trend before someone like Lil Wayne or Bow Wow catch onto it! 

Take ME NOW!!

Word on the hollywood beat is that Solange and Ju-Pep are now an "item."  I use that term loosely because back in the day I was "friends" with him and lets just say I couldn't take the whole " I'm hot but stupid" image. 

They were recently seen at the Cochella Music Festival in Cali this past wknd. Hmm....I wonder what he was doing there, because he is like a box of rocks...lol..and I KNOWWW she was the only one enjoying the different tastes of music. 

I'll keep u updated...I'm gonna have to do some research on that. 

UPDATE: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP!!! I remember seeing JU-Pep just 2 weeks ago at the Bobcats game sitting w/the girl he introduced to me as his fincee! And aint no way she's letting him go, they been together for  while!! 

Solange! Dont go trying to steal somebody's man! That girl is hood, she will fight you! 

Shame On 'Em.

Your career is officially a CHOP. 

Lol..how dare you be on my FAVORITE show and get caught with not just heroin, but E pills, weed and cocaine! 

What are you thinking about!? 

What happened to good old Shazza Zulu from Different World? 

HIYAH! 

Ass Whoopin' 102.

I had to laugh at the 7 year old florida boy who stole his grandma's Durango to ride around and do "Hood rat sh*t!" HAHAHAH...

He told CNN that it was "fun to do bad things." And all because he was mad at his mom. Now..the kicker is, if you were mad at your mom, why not drive HER car? 

Probably because she'd beat the BRAKES off his little ass! 

YES!!

I hope and pray I can look like this after having a baby just one month ago!

Yes ma'am!!

You Better Say That!!

In a recent blog by Khia she let the ladies of the industry HAVE IT!! She was not fooling around with them when she wrote this! I love it! I'm slowly starting to like Khia after all these years. But i can tell she hangs around the "chirren" because she uses terms that most regular girls dont!! lol..

Nowwww!!! Why is it always F-U-*-K Khia? Is it because I am all NATURAL??????? Is it because I work hard for mine and I didn’t have to fu*k and suck to get where I am at????? Like other whores we know?? Or….. Is it because I am just too BLACK for ya’ll BIT*HES???? Ya’ll still stuck on dese high yellow hoes dats killing ya’ll slooooowly!!! Why is that whores get all the paise and Queens get looked down upon?? Why is it that ya’ll don’t respect a bit*h with nappy hair but ya’ll praise a bit*h with fake hair, face paint and an injected ASS????LOL!!!! Wake up BIT*HES….Ya’ll will got to bat for a sneaky, lying, canieving, money hungary, baby plotting trapping ass hoe before going to bat for a Queen??? Know the difference…..Some of us like staying home cooking hot meals, fu*king our Kings and watching the game on Sunday. Some of us don’t wanna be “SINGLE AGAIN and Back on the Prowl” Know the difference. Cuz I am sick of dem hoes making it bad for real Queens like me!!!

From now on….. You fu*k a bitch with a ass like Deleeshis … Sign your death certificate!!!!! Cuz you are dead!!! Ms. Nivea……… Maybe I can help you loose a few pounds…. It seemed to work for Trina!!!! Gurrrrrrl aint you married??? After-birth aint out your ass and you still chasing after my man… Go back home to your husband and your newborn baby. You aint been married two years and now you wanna holla you getting a divorce!!! You aint divorced yet bitch…. So go hooooome!!! Girrrrrl you didn’t love dat man…. You done had that man’s baby and now you think you got some security Huh… He aint gone write you no more songs Hoe!!! This is the case of…….”Trap your producer with a baby, marriage=child support + alimony!!! Sick of these hoes making it bad for real Queens like me!!!!! It’s okay baby… I aint mad…Sew your royal oats……And for you whores…. For the record…Everything that ya’ll teach him… He cums home and performs it on me!!!

And Ms. Kim….. The wannabe soooo innocent hoe that fu*ked and sucked Ray- J good and put that sex tape out on purpose….. She wanted yall to see her suck dat dick. SCANDULOUS HOES… That’s what hoes do…. To get famous!!! She went and got some ass shots and now she‘s a super HOE star….. And us Queens are out here grinding and working hard and y’all wanna hate on a Queens like me!! Ya;ll call me black and ugly???How can you put BLACK and UGLY in the same sentence and these whores is steady taking our BLACK KINGS???? What has she done besides… Suck a dick… And she get REGGIE…. I want me a football player…. Reggie call me baby…… Ohhhhhh I forgot… It’s ALL WAYNE’S!!!!! I love my BLACK KINGS!! Don’t ya’ll get it???? Black is beautiful but you black bitches don’t seem to get that! I’m soooo glad that the white bitches do!!! Dats a muthafu*kin damn shame!!!

WELL ALRIGHT!

Ass Whoopin' 101.

Miley, you need your ass whooped! And so do your parents.

You are 15...why are you taking pictures like this for Vanity Fair? I mean really. And for your parents to have been on the set ALL DAY LONG, they are mostly to blame.

Come On Man!

According to MediaTakeOut, Nick Cannon has given Mariah Carey a 20-carat engagement ring.

CHILE...

Nick Cannon apparently proposes to everybody IN hollywood. I dont know..either he got that thunder down under or he has a HELL of a publicist. Because he's been connected to the hottest chicks, PERIOD.

I dont get it. Mariah hasnt accepted, but she DAMN SURE kept that ring.

I aint mad at ya mi mi...

ya'll would make a great couple, because neither of you can dress!

(Thanks MTO)

THANK GAWD!!

Yes!! You're stylist must be back from the sabbatical!! 

See how great you can look by being more understated and "regular"? I think the intervention that I had with her and Jesus on 3-way really paid off!! 

Take The Swaggalicious!

Remember earlier last week when I posted about some flagrant comments from the peanut gallery? 

Well here is a freestyle response from Jay-Z to LeBron in reference to  Deshawn Stevenson and Soulja Boy's mini "beef" with the "Chosen One." 

After hearing that all I could say was Damn.  +1 for Team Jay/LeBron! 

 

LIES AND DECIET!

Robert from Day 26 after MUCH publicity all over the net is DENYING the fact that he proposed to his longtime girl friend June Bug. 

Lol..guess his publicist told him what I said, nobody wants to lust over a young married man. 

I wonder how June feels about this? Will she have to "re-nig" on her facebook postings?? 

(Thanks for the video SOHH)

Industry Types.

This list was on my friend/manager's blog 

I HAD to put this on my page..HAD TO!!! I experienced this phenomena last night from one of my closest friends and I had to call on Jesus because I was ready to light his ass up but I thought otherwise and kept it cute...but like Tank said, if you or any of your friends are found guilty of these things PLEASE set them straight..don't let this take over! lol...

1. Wear sunglasses inside. [it's part of my "IMAGE"]

2. End in-person conversations with phone calls. You know, they answer the phone, then throw up that one finger like they're actually coming back. ["hold on one second,let me take this..."]

3. Don't make eye contact when they talk to you. They look around like their mind is racing super hard and they're so busy they can't even manage the time to look at you while talking. [I'm focused]

4. Name Drop. ["Chaka...that's my man"...STOP Lyin',CHAKA don't know you]

5. Don't have an actual job title. They just "work" with a bunch of [people]. ["I'm working on a deal with Bob Johnson....CRAZY"]

6. Refer you their assistant for something that can be answered on the spot. ["Make sure you get all my info from _ _ _ _ _"]

7. Regularly use the word "hot" to describe everything except the weather. ["This is why I'm HOT"]

8. Only have friends that work in the entertainment industry.

9. Type on their Blackberry to fill silences [who the HELL are you talking to?]

10. Think the word "grindin'" is an acceptable answer [to] any question ["...you know me, just grindin', trying to get it." GET WHAT????]

RAWR!

MA'AM! MA'AM! 

that's all I'm gonna say about that. You need to get it together. Sooner than later. 

NO MA'AM!

Serena...Serena...Serena...

What-Are-You-thinking?

but what bothers me the most is that HAIRLINE!! Its creeping forward towards your eyebrows. Are you planning on rectifying that? I can pass you the number to my eyebrow stylist, she does threading too. She could probably get that RIGHT together. 

3 Strikes, You're OUT!

Mariah..I wont keep going through this with you. 

WHERE IS YOUR STYLIST??

They must be on extended vacation...SUPER extended. This one is a step up from the other tragedies that you've been pictured in lately...

REFUSE!

I refuse to believe that Star Jones is dating D-Wade. They were recently seen at a tennis match together. 

ABSOLUTELY, FLAT OUT, REFUSE!! 

Ummm...Twins?

Now....these are OVAH!! The Balenciaga Lego heels came out in 2007 and they retailed for $4000. Right..

Now Bakers and Steve Madden have come out with  knock-offs to these shoes. Bakers for 79 and Steve for 99. 

Which one will you buy?? Me..I'll buy NEITHER. Aint NOTHING like the original. Especially that 5" heel! 

My problem is the shoes from Bakers and Steve are the EXACT SAME style, color as each other... Now are they subsidiaries of each other?? Otherwise...I need to know why they're twins. 

Aww!

So It was just confirmed from a reliable inside source that R&B singers Steph Jones and Jordin Sparks are in FACT dating! 

What a cute pair! Good luck chile...w/the likes of B. Scott chasing after him, you better keep a tight grip! 

OH NO!

Orlando Brown from "That's So Raven" has been missing since early Tuesday morning. 

His publicist Elaine Rivers reported him missing today. Awww...we hope he's okay. He is one of those actors who doesn't really do anything ( except get caught with weed) and he doesnt deserve this, ( IF someone snatched him)..

We'll keep you updated. 

UPDATE: He's okay! He just called into the Wendy Williams show to confirm that he was indeed safe. 

NOWWWWWWWWW damnit!! Why would you call her and not your damn momma!!! 

p.s Didn't your manager try this same "missing" sh*t with Raz B a few months ago?? Maybe you need to look into new management. Because this is the kind of publicity you do NOT need. 

TAKE ME NOW!!

The Gods know what I love. And it's shoes, bags and more shoes!! These Balenciaga Multi-Color Woven ankle boots are calling my name over the world wide web! I hear you baby!  

They CLEARLY run about $1500 but I will hustle my way into them! 

These shoes are the definition of OVAH! 

I cant deal! 

Uh, Smoke?

ummm smoke?! I mean "Chevy P", I know I havent seen you in a few years but DAMN! 

This is what you're doing now that your boy Sean Jay is in jail!? This is HELLA wack! lol, it dont even sound nothing like you!!! 

I'ma start writing letters to Sean urging him to behave so he can get out so FIELD MOB can come back because I cant take this.! 

p.s. are you still on DTP recording sh*t like this? 

IG-NANT!

This little boy needs his ass whooped!! Point Blank Period!! 

The video was banned from YouTube...I cant deal with this. Who told him what to say? Aint no way in sam HELL he knows what a damn bounty hunter is! lol...he needs to stop looking at that script thats to the side of the screen..his parents need their asses whooped too. 

*SMH* kids these days...HE is one of the reasons why I want to move to Europe, Australia or Canada..somewhere !

I dont know.

I was looking at YBF earlier and they said how HOT they thought Fred was! Hotter than Terrance even! 

LMAO!!! I guess I'm biased because I did go to college with them for 5 years. I don't see it...but after all I've heard, I wouldnt see it..

oops...did I say that? 

(love ya'll...lol) 

It's Official.

SAD FACE! 

The terrible news is true, Kanye and Alexis have broken up! Seems as though he has become so engulfed in his tour that they barely spend any time together and with that said, there is no more engagement. 

They were the fashion couple of 2007. 

I'm so sad. Now I wonder who Kanye is gonna rebound with. I know Rihanna better keep her tattoo-copying hands offa him...being that they're on tour together..

I'll keep a look out for that! 

(Image via WENN)

Once Again!

Mariah is seen on the scene AGAIN looking a fool! I don't get it..I know you have some sort of idea as to what is actually cute and what isn't. 

This ensemble actually looks like you shop at *GASP* dare I say, the local mall. 

Or you look like somebody's 45 year old mom who happens to have a nice figure and is trying to show off for her son's hot young friends. 

You need a new stylist, YESTERDAY!!! 

UGH.

For those interested Jay and Beyonca are INDEED married. 

The state of New York has received their marriage licence today so it's official. 

GREATTT....

now onto more important news....

HOT SH*T ALERT!!

For all you sneaker heads Kanye has teamed up with Nike to present to you the "Air Yeezy"..and when i say they are FRESHHHHHHHHHHHH, just like the concert, I GOTS to have em!! AND I will!!

No release date as of yet, but i'll keep you updated!

Spongebob!!

In a recent interview with Mariah Carey, a Fox News report said that Mariah asked to be only photographed from the waist up. 

"We had to reshoot one of the questions," one cameraman told Tarts. "I had to change the lighting and alter the position and do it again because we went off angle slightly. She has a director of photography with her at all times and can only be shot from the waist up."

I know why you don't wanna be photo'd from the waist down! Maybe its because all the gossip sites said you had a Spongebob booty and now you're a little self conscious!  HAAHA! 

Not a good look boo....but, if the Squarepants fit honey!! 

(Image via AP)

YEAH RIGHT!

So I was reading MTO today ( as i do everyday) and I saw the story about Soulja Boy having beef with LeBron James. 

Backstory: Lebron and Deshawn Stevenson we're going back and fourth after a game and Deshawn said  that Lebron is " too hyped up" and Lebron responded back by saying " me responding to a comment made by Stevenson is like Jay Z responding to Soulja Boy!" 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! 

DeShawn swears he has more swag than he does! One of his teammates even said that he will "swag you to death!"  

Now Soulja boy is all mad and Deshawn invited him to a playoff game to sit near the bench and I guess heckle LeBron. 

My suggestion to YOU Soulja is to stay in your lane, because LeBron looks like he would MOLLYWOP your little as*. As young as he is, he is still looking every bit the grown man part..you might wanna keep it cute! 

Just a warning...

O!

Well it looks as if Omarion has been dropped from Columbia records. 

Chile....

According to a report on AOL Black Voices Omarion is rumored to be going to either Capital Records or Motown. Who knows and this point, who cares. 

Wherever he ends up I HOPE they change his image back to what it was or something toally new because this new "snap for the kids" look he has going on SCREAMS BQ! lol...

GOOD LOOK  GURL! lol. 

Who's the Worst?!

So..word on the street is that Buffy the Body is pregnant and she doesn't  know who her baby's father (trying to sound "politically correct! ) is..

It could be either Gucci Mane or Dj Kay Slay...lol..chile with those choices in fathers, you're losing either way!! Both of them are a CHOP! 

I guess all of those days working at Sugar Bares in Greensboro didn't teach you anything. 

*shrug* 

Team Zoe!

I dont care what ANYBODY says, I love me some Zoe Kravitz and her "torn" couture! Her style is very much HERS and nobody will change that!! 

Dont ya'll remember who her parents are!? That's another reason why I'm starting to loathe the "fashion ideals" over at MTO. They never know what's what in the world of style. 

ugh. 

No Words.

I have NO WORDS whatsoever for this....it is SHADE at it's highest point. lol...somebody sent this to me and I happened to open it at 5am...big mistake!! If I had a grave I would turn over in it because this video  KILLED ME!!! LMAO!! I'll let you judge for yourself...enjoy, i guess..lol...

(THANKS Whatstea!) 

A 90's Bit*h!

YES!! My new favorite Miss Sylvia has another installment for my collection! I love it!!! I asked her to make me a video..I'll see if she actually does it! Either way..ENJOY. 

Gear Grinders.

You know what really pisses me off? 

When I see t.v. shows and hear people in general everyday chatter talking about their significant other say: "what would i do without you?"

I can answer that...you will live. End of story. 

ugh...

I cant take it!

Smooth Magazine...*smh*

So, the new hot sh*t in the streets is to re-use pictures from past photoshoots and label them as NEW covers?! 

I knewwwww that picture of Stacey Dash on the NEWEST edition of Smooth looked so familiar to a PAST cover she did.  Ya'll are shady for this. ( Left pic is from oct/sept 2004, right is from may/june 2008) 

And theres nothing indicating that theres a "vintage cover" edition..its says "special collectors edition" im guessing that portugese for "recycled cover"...you tell me. 

lol....who's in charge of that operation!? 

(thanks for that pic dude!) 

I TOLD YOU!

See Cheri Dennis...i told ya'll to holla at me and your manager wanted to be slow...

Keri Hilson is pictured here in the EXACT SAME top you had on at the BET Rip the Runway and she looks 150% better in it than you did. 

Let him know i'm still available for the job..lol...

no comment about TT. 

Seriously.

Give it up Eddie!! 

Now you're claiming to have a NEW girlfriend so quickly after you just MARRIED and divorced Tracey Edmonds. Lol, I guess every Queen has a pretty girl by their side to co-sign on their outfits, accessories, etc....

You keep this charade up and the "gurls" are gonna slay you miss thing! 

Say it aint so!!!

Word around town is that my FAV super couple Kanye  and Alexis have broken up!! 

NOOOOO!! 

I so loved them together! They fit so well. Reports say that Kanye even asked for his engagement ring back from here HENCE the reason she was pictured this week on the red carpet with NO ring on. 

Maybe they're just pulling a Jay and Beyonca move? Lets hope so..I'd hate to see them broken up... sad face! 

I swear!

MTO will ruin somebodys outfit!! lol...they said that at Cassie's recent b-day party she wore a see through dress...

If you CLEARLY look at the picture its a see through SHIRT...w/a black pencil skirt...i see NO dress in the photo! 

Ya'll need to hire somebody to talk about the fashion because ya'll will run somebodys fashion statement into the GROUND all because you dont know what you're talking about!! 

ugh. 

Come On Mariah.

Now, I know you're a millionaire like 20 times over, probably more.  Who told you it was OKAY to go out in public looking like, well, looking like that!?!  

I dont get it, just because you're famous you think you can wear the WORST outfits and think its gonna become trendy...well...not this one mimi...firstly because it was already a "trend" like 4 years ago...secondly, its just ugly and your blacks dont match. 

Good Day Mariah. 

Kanye Update!

Like I said a few weeks ago, i GOTTA get to this concert. He kicked off the tour in Seattle and this is what they ( the seattle times ) had to say about it :

"It was a magnificent, thrilling, uplifting, sensory experience, unlike any other pop concert before it. West has rethought the whole idea of live performance, from the staging to the lighting to the overall message. He took the excited, involved, constantly moving young crowd on an out-of-this-world journey, to Planet Kanye and back.

The huge, very tall set was like the uneven surface of another world. West first appeared lying on an elevated plaform, which eventually became like a spaceship, moving up, down and sideways, with smoke and flashing lights. An enormous video screen created the look and feel of space travel and otherworldly landscapes."

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/musicnightlife/2004355565_zmus18kanye.html?syndication=rss

With all that said, it just FURTHER lets me know that I GOTTA GET THERE!! GOTS TO!!! 

SOMEBODY FIND ME A TIX! JUST ONE! ughhhhhh......

Style Jury.

I'm all about personal style and self expression but what the FU*K do you have on miss thing!?

Not only is the dress/frock whatever like HUGE on you, what's that headband doing!? If you dont take that baby seal off!!  Lol..girl, you and have been known to push the fashion envelope but this time I think you have signed, sealed and delivered it. 

I cant deal. 

Tom Foolery!!

Jesus...I'm calling you on three way, I need to talk to you!!

WHAT IS THIS!?!? POAK CHOPS?! And who is this KA-WEEENNN singing!


I really cant deal. I need a drink.

(thanks for this perez!)

SIDEBAR:

I'm refusing to watch this season of Real World because I should have been on it!! Damn casting call!!! 

Me back in Hollywood !! It would've been some reality tv for yall's ass!! 

UGH....

UPDATE: I broke down and watched it and i'm OVAH the function!!! These people are NOT what's poppin...expcept will...but yeah...i shouldve been on it! That racist blonde chick is gonna have the most probs..i can see it already! 

The kids today!!

I've been following this case on CNN of 18 y/o Jean Pierre Orlewicz for a few weeks now and I'm completely baffled. 

He not only STABBED a 26 y/o man to death but he BEHEADED him and TORCHED his body! And all because he was "excited about the prospect of getting away with murder"....excuse me? 

First order of business is WHY was a 26 y/o man hanging out with an 18 y/o? 

Folks is crazy these days!! CRAZY!!! Thats why I tend to speak and be nice to the crazy looking people because when they finally snap, i'll be left OFF the list. 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/15/orlewicz.verdict/index.html

Diamond!? Is that you?

Just because Stacey Dash flashed all her "assets" on the cover of a REPUTABLE mens magazine, what entitles you to bare all on the cover of Smooth!!?

Aren't you married? Does your "alleged" rapist husband approve of that? 

Apparently you dont care wether or not he does...shame on you. 

You Know What....

Flav..i've tried to accept what you do as just being "just you" but w/this new show coming up and the bevy of DUMB ASS outfits that you wear IN PUBLIC, it leads me to believe that you are the reason certain races still think of us as "coons"...from the tips of your hair to the bottom of your toes you personify that. 

I've made a decision to no longer support you or your shows, I cant take it lawd....I wont deal. 

A for Effort.

Ok...

Now D. Woods...I've usually liked what you've worn but this here, NO MA'AM. The outfit would've been JUST FINE if you hadn't put on that cropped jean jacket. Firstly, who still wears CROPPED jean jackets?!?!! lol...that's sooo 2004. 

And the fact that you match SO MUCH is okay but damn..."the shoes match the shirt the shirt match my bag"..lol..u must've been hanging around with Rocco..( he cant dress either) 

The style jury is still out on you. 

GIRL BYE!

What are ya'll doing!?!? 

I am over the river and through the woods DONE with these 3....i cant take it! 

Errr?

Nelly's new single featuring Fergie "Party People"...

I dont QUITE know how to feel about this video just yet, but I do know that I am feeling SOME type of way.

SIDEBAR:

The french government has PASSED a LAW stating that ladies who are TOO SMALL/SKINNY will be arrested,  faced with jail time and fines up to $47,000. 

DOUBLE-YOU-TEE-F!!!! 

How can you really enforce that!? I mean what about people like me...I'm hella small naturally. 

Hmm..I guess all trips I had THOUGHT I was going to take to France have been curbed inedfinitely! 

All I can say is thats stupid. 

Jesus Take The Wheel

All I can say is...

what-were-you-thinking...

This outfit is WRONG on so mannny levels, where is your stylist!?!? Perhaps they're DEAD letting you out in public looking like this. 

But as of late you've been looking quite the fool in public appearances, whats going on dude? 

Only One Huh?

There Can Only Be One: Dwight Howard & Chris Paul


Who would've thought that the same little chris paul I met back in 2003 as a high school senior would turn into the monster of a point guard that he is in the NBA. Its wonderful! And he's just as nice as he was back then...i wonder if he's still dating that same chick!?

As for Dwight Howard....i have no words. He's SO big....lol....its great!

p.s. If nobody was aware i'm guessing NEITHER of these two teams will make it past the first round of playoffs..no shade. lol..i'll cheer for them either way.

Nick Cannon = Chick Magnet?

Now we can all agree that Nick Cannon is a CORN-BALL!! But, apparently he's either not as corny as he's leading us to believe or he has at LEAST 9in of pure pipe in his jeans! 

Because he's been with some of Hollywood's HOTTEST chicks. Christina Milian, Kim K, Selita Ebanks, and now supposedly he's trying it with Mariah Carey. 

Maybe he wants to be like that nerd in her video..TOUCH MY BODY!!! (yes, i just did the little head shake thing he did!) 

We will see how this develops. 

You Know What....

Im all for getting engaged, married, kids, etc...but when you're a singer in a BRAND NEW band , supposedly full of "sexy men" NOBODYYYY wants to think of your 20-something year old ass being somebody's husband!!

I mean really. Robert proposed to his longtime girlfriend June the other day and I'm less than enthusiastic about it. Older, more distinguished men are the ones that young girls lust after NOT young guys married to their high school boo's. 

And to top it all off, this chick is friends with my home girl on facebook and SHE said that June has it plastered ALLL OVER facebook....lol..come on man. And all this after he was BUSTED by D. Woods for tryin to holla w/a girlfriend. 

Shame on em. 

JEANS!! JEANS!!

Thanks to Mean billy I've just been put up on game...Laguna Beach Jeans are now giving Tru Religion a run for their money! 

www.lagunabeachic.com

What do you think?? To me they look like a bootleg version of Tru's but they are selling for the same amount as them...we'll see how that pans out!

TJ got game!?

So..i hear from some of my friends that was at Terrance J's bday party the other week in DC that he and Angel Lola Luv were getting cuddly and MEDIA FAKEOUT ( w/those stories of theirs) tends to think theyre dating. ...how WRONG can ya'll be!?!? 

I mean no shade terrance, you ARE my friend after all those years of college we had but aint no way in SAM HELL you are dating her. Lol...Your G aint that tight. 

But who knows, she might be just as corny as you said ray j was....now aint that the pot calling the kettle black! 

WELCOME BACK!!

YES LAWD!!! Welcome back Kanye!! I knew you'd come back to the video world after the fiasco that was "Flashing Lights!"...

I live!!!

NO MA'AM.

As of 7:39pm I've seen it all..

An over the counter DNA test is now for sale at rite aid pharmacy in several states.

http://www.dnatesting.com/paternity/findStores.php

So does that mean that Maury will be out of show's soon!? I dont know if I can handle that, I need my weekly does of tom foolery!

Come on man.

Recently Lupe Fiasco was quoted as saying he couldnt handle the music business and all it takes to actually promote the album and make money off it. He says it makes him "tired."

Umm...DUH!! What'd you think money would fall into your lap and u'd be straight? Or that the album would make it self!?

So for lack of a better phrase, he's supposedly "retiring" after his next album.

Maybe you should think about just becoming a mix-tape mc..they never promote anything and seem to make money.

Otherwise..you'll just fade to black like most other LAZY BASTARDS who think they're cool enough to make money without promotion.

Good Day Lupe.

Heres my favorite song and quite cute video!!

Now Sir..

Ok david, I will applaud you on actually trimming down and becoming somewhat muscular ( and nice to look at) .

But what I WILL NOT deal with is that sweat patch across the front of your jeans! I cant take it lawd!!!!!

BQ Alert!!

Eddie Knock it off!! The jig is up!

You might be one of the biggest KAWEEENSS i've ever seen...lol...how dare you say youre not. And I know for a FACT you are because my ex told me that he saw YOU and JG makin out at the TLC (finding a new member) tv show thingy they had a few years back...he seent you!! lol..IF you're one of the chirren do be ashamed! Embrace it!

Good Day.

Chick Fight!!

Now TT...I JUST wrote something nice about you...why are you trying it on Lil Mama's time!? You arent cool enough JUST YET to be showing up on somebody's video shoot demanding to get in it!

You just came out!! You dont even have a REALLY hot single yet. I mean no shade. When you get a single on the same level as Lipgloss, THEN you can show up demanding stuff..

But real talk, my money is on Lil Mama...but ion know ya'll, TT does look like a mini-pitbull w/a wig..lol...i'd pay to see that fight.

CHILE!

I hear that the same day copycat rihanna stole my tattoo her boo CB also got a tattoo..on his...err...penTis!Chileee...lemme just say we've ALL heard those rumors and seen that video...so, inquiring minds wonder what exactly the tattoo is of and WHEN will somebody have a picture!? Even though i've seen a tattooed ping ( and its NOT all everybody thinks it is) I'm quite interested in seeing that there artwork!CB..pull it back dude..you're starting to get a little out there and for your image, you might just wanna keep it cute and not walk around grabbin ur piece...lol..i'm just saying.

(thanks for the pic www.mediatakeout.com)

YES MAAM!

Every gay man cant be B. Scott or Chris Crocker...but no shade she is kinda funny....

What do you think?

UPDATE: after viewing other videos, i find Sylvia to be HILARIOUS and I fully support her...

http://www.youtube.com/Sylviasworld08

NO MAAM.

...and you will continue to be "unappreciated" taking publicity photos in the likes of these. Give me a call...you should fire your stylist. It looks like there is 12 packs of yaki bulk/wet n wavy PER head.....jesus take the wheel. I"m gonna go down the list...(starting from the left)

1. WHAT? Okay...you know better. Choose either the shirt or the tights..they are cute separately. 

2. No words...well maybe a few. What is that chain thingy!? Is it wrapped around your neck THEN around ur body!? CHILE.... Who still does that...

3. Decent outfit...but that 75lb swoop lawd!!! I CANT TAKE IT JESUS!!! 

4. That outfit is allll wrong.....head to toe. 

Good Day Cherish. 

If anybody knows what label they are on, send me an email...i GOTTA get in touch with their manager..they need me jesus!!! 

You Tried It.

I know that R. Kelly has always been known for looking QUITE the fool..but this time he has gone wayyyyy too far. Firstly, what the HELL inspired you to put gold paint in your hair!? And it didnt stop there, he has braids..cascading down his shoulders! LMAO!! You have always been the king of Tom Foolery...now...i've seen it all. 

Hilarious.

Akon & T-Pain Phone Call HILARIOUS!!


HILARIOUS! Even though i have met tpain and everything I could totally see him having a conversation like this, but the funniest part of this video comes at the end...

SHADE.

so.....found this on youtube. I mean..i do love polow...really...but..if you are gonna get beats from GARAGE BAND..do you have to give mac/apple some sort of cut of the profits? Because TECHNICALLY you didnt make these beats up...you're basically a "sampler" not a producer/beat maker? RIGHT...i dont know. 

You judge. 

p.s I have a mac and garageband..THANKFULLY i dont have those synths on mine otherwise i wouldve made a video and rapped over it! 

UPDATE: I found the synths...MADE the beat now i have to upload the video...shade polow. 

You Tried It.

I've had it with Beyonca PERIOD but I've also become fed up with that tom foolery she calls a clothing line. I was browsing the net and came across these shoes and I literally gagged. You tried it. Who do you think is gonna wear that? Firstly, they have a CHUNKY heel (not the trendy chunky either) they are METALLIC TURQUOISE. They also come in gold. They look like some sort of wedding shoe pre-jazzed up....I'm over Dereon. 

Good Day. 

NO SIR.

Now Ray J....

We've all just gotten over  calling you "brandy's brother". Now you just keep hounding at the media and you are now known as "the guy that fuc*ed Kim K."  IF you did in fact have sex with Whitney Houston, I need you not to write diss songs towards Bobby Brown. Lol...didnt you watch the show!? He's crazy man! Quotes like these..

"Is that your wife, is that your shorty, well I’m her boyfriend . . . I think the problem is you don’t beat it right . . . Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes.” Ray J "Boyfriend" 

further let me and america know just how lame you really are. Thanks for the confirmation. 

You Tried It.

With you looking like THIS on a regular basis.....Who told you it was okay for you to put people on blast!? I mean really Khia..Heres an exerpt from her myspace blog:

"Thank you Wendy Williams, the drag queen of crack radio for the full promotion in the Hip- Hop Weekly…This whore must have snorted the wrong eight- ball minus the MJG!!!!

I thought Wendy Williams of all people would have known why I chose to promote myself on VH1!!!!…. Didn’t she have a show on VH1 that flopped??? But no….That dumb blonde drag queen of crack is just as slow as the rest of the recovering addicts that listen to her show!!!. Why am I on VH1 ??????? Promotion people….. CAMERA TIME, not HAMMER TIME!!!!! And guess what?????? It didn’t cost me a dime!!! ThugMisses is getting all this promotion for free!!!!! Who wouldn’t want to be on prime time TV all over the world???? Prime time people!!! Nine commercials airing all day, prime time slots right after Flavor of Love, and A full hour of free promotion and we all know how VH1 loves to show re-runs….…. What a queen move!!!!!! Please understand people I’m the undisputed Queen of The South….. Self made, self promoted, independent hit maker and trust me….. I’m gonna have this recovering addicts job soon because people are more interested in seeing me than Wendy …… Come on … my blogs on myspace are juicer than her radio show…. All the fans will be tuning in on April 14, to see who?????? ME!!!!!!!!! on VH1’s Miss Rap Supreme.

So all my fans…….. Let’s say it together….. Thank you Wendy "crackhead" Williams for all the free promotion!!!!!!!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!! Once a crack-head is always a crack-head!!!!!! Bow down BITCH!!!!!" 

Umm...you're not cute enough to talk sh*t about people like that...lol...who do you think u are? You tried it. 

Good Day Khia. 

LATE BOOTZ!

Soooo...im EXTRA late but I had NO IDEA that Cynthia Nixon aka Miranda from Sex In the City ( my absolute FAV show) is lesbian. I mean its NO shade I have nothing against the fact that she likes women..I just didnt know. Because on the show when they had her fake like she was gay for her job because everybody THOUGHT she was, she was in her words "so not gay". 

Did she feel bad when she said that? Was her boo (pictured above) mad at her? Speaking of boo's....I thought that was a dude until it was brought to my attention that in fact SHE was not. 

Oops. 

YES SIR!

I KNEW i recognized him from the commercials. Even though I havent wasted ONE SECOND watching Bravo's new Step it Up & Dance show, i kept saying, I recognize this dude...lets just say, I've seen him at the club when i was with "the gurls"..... feel me? 

Either way, vote for him, he's a really nice guy..or are they voting!? I dont know..but if they are, do. 

UPDATE: he got kicked off yesterday..sad face.

WORK!

GIRLLLLLLLLLL...you better work!!! Yesssss! I do love this single anyway (currently featured on www.myspace.com/runwaydiva)

No Shade.

She is 42 and she looks better than MOST  "magazine/video girls" not to mention most people in general! Her body is OVAHHHHHH ( in the good meaning of the word). 

But, my question is, what comeback is she making? I mean, shes not realllly  a great actress. So...video girl? Lets hope not. 

NO MAAM!

A few things....

1. YOU TRIED IT. 

2. What is your hair doing? What kinda hair is that...indian hair doesnt come in that "texture"..

3. That all black look, not so much for you because you're kind of pale right now Beyonca.

4. LOVING the navy blue nail polish! 

5. Those shades.....not vintage, ugly. 

Good Day ma'am! 

You Tried It.

My thing is, I love media takeout, but they are ALWAYS trying to call somebody gay. Lemme just say this..

1. They said ole boy had a "man purse". THATS A FREAKIN COMPUTER BAG. next 

2. Said CB's pants were too tight, "booty hugging". HE'S SKINNY. THEY WERE SAGGING. next

3. I have that shirt his friend has on..lol...next

4. CB your cardigan is like 1.5 sizes too big for the look you're going for...next 

5. Tell your friend to unbutton HIS cardigan like 4 buttons, 

thanks. 

No Ma'am.

Ok, so I love jennifer anniston just as much as the next girl, but i'm sooooo tired of her and her love issues lawd!! I mean really...

now she's supposedly dating Orlando Bloom of all people. HAHAHAHAHAHA...chile, if you thought BRAD, JASON, VINCE, etc were jerks why would you even DREAM TO DARE to date orlando bloom? 

Dont you know his track record? Take Teyana Taylors advice "google me baby"..check his resume...

Question of the Day.

In a world of booty calls being the "normal relationship" to most people, when did it become okay for the man to ask of his female "booty" friend  "can you stop by the store and pick up.." 

Huh?? Pump your breaks sir. 

Who told you it was okay to ask me to stop off anywhere and spend money on you, i thought this was purely about sex? was I wrong? Because only boo's, etc are supposed to stop by the store to do ANYTHING for you. 

What do you think?? 

OVAH THE FUNCTION.

My question is...WHAT liar told diddy it was okay to give this shirt away with a purchase of his womens perfume!? 

I almost GAGGED when i walked by this in the mall...it also has the NERVE to have a hood! And the kicker, it is screenprinted! 

I am OVAH that function. 

GOTS TO GET THERE!!

OMG!! So as i was reading Kanye's blog today he was telling fans that he had to give a little insight to his stage set up for his Glow in The Dark tour..all i gotta say is i GOTS TO GET THERE!! GOTS TO!!!!!!!

Anybody wanna roadtrip with me to the concert SOMEWHERE, theyve sold out here! Bummer!


He says:
"I can't take it anymore. I have 2 show you guys a model of the stage. This is not a regular show. I tell people, hey, this show is gonna be crazy and they say, "I bet it is!", BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA! People expect me to come with innovative stuff… I'm sure a lot of people expect some neon, lower east side, post everybody dressing like the 80's stuff or maybe the light up jacket from the Grammies, perhaps the robot girl and light spectacle they saw on Youtube from the European run. My friends….. NONE OF THE ABOVE!!! AN ENTIRELY NEW DESIGNED SET!!! ROBOT DESIGNED BY ACCLAIMED ARTIST CHRISTIAN COLON, CREATURE'S BY THE LEGENDARY JIM HENSON'S CREATURE SHOP, LIGHTING BY MARTIN PHILLIPS AND JOHN McGUIRE RESPONSIBLE FOR LAST YEARS FESTIVAL ANNIHILATOR, DAFT PUNK'S PYRAMID, POSSIBLY THE GREATEST LIGHT SHOW OF ALL TIME!! THANKS 2 PAUL, THOMAS AND GUYMAN FOR THE HOOK UP. SIDEBAR, MY SET DOES NOT HAVE A PYRAMID IN IT OR ANYWAY FEEL LIKE A BITE OF DAFT'S SHOW. WE'VE GOT HOLOGRAMS SHOT BY HYPE WILLIAMS!!!SAM SPIELGAL, MIKE DEAN, JEFF BAXTER AND I HAVE SPENT A MONTH AND A HALF RE-ORCHESTRATING EVERY TRACK 2 FOLLOW A NARRATIVE. WE'VE LEARNED TO SURVIVE OFF OF 1 HOUR OF SLEEP A DAY!"

NO MA'AM!

I just read on another site that rhianna MAY BE dating or TRYING to date Pharrell. 

OVER MY DEAD BODY LAWD!!

I cant take it!! I wont have it!! Why cant she stay with chris brown?? Whats wrong with him!?! I hear his umm "package" is bigger anyway!!! 

I'm over that!! If i find out its true, I will begin to loathe her in the way i LOATHEEE beyonca. 

In the words of B. Scott..

"Nasty gutta butt trollop!" 

NOTES:

Let me be one to say, I really could give 2 shi*s about these two getting hitched! Hell after 6 years SOMETHING has gotta give!

Arent they like common law married?! I'll consult my law friends for that! BUT..the point of this post was to say and i quote

"to me, ya'lls marriage aint worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on."

You Tried It.

Now damnit michael!!

I understand you're a free un-married man and all but WHO TOLD YOU it was okay to wear those "high waisted" old man jeans!?!? ACCENTED (mind you) by a Ferragamo belt. You tried it.

I bid you Good Day Sir.

Let me find out!

.... her ENTIRE family is pretty!! Even down to the little dread-head little boy! Thank god because usually when two hawt people have kids, it doesnt turn out for the best! Even her mom at her age is still georgeous! '

YES GENES!!!

Heart of the City.

I will go on record in saying that i HATED the Mary J and Jay Z show. Maybe B wore his ass out on their "honeymoon" and caused him to have a rather lackluster performance. Whatever the case was, I was OVAH the function and the $100 i spent on that ticket could have been used to buy me some shoes or a bag.

I wont take credit away from mary though. She always gives a show. Its guaranteed that she will take you to church service during her set! After he performance i caught in atlanta, I will never be able to listen to "Take Me as I am " the same way ever again! She had me in tears lawd!!

but yeah...i wish i could get $50 back from the coliseum but i'm sure that greedy ass Jay Z wouldnt spare a dime to offset his shitty set.

Good Day Sir.

On a lighter note, I have yet to get my tix for Kanye's Glow in The Dark Tour..i'm slippin!! Regardless of his performance, pharrell will be there! That'll make the show and then some for me!!

R.I.P

I'll bid my final farewell to skybus.com....after only 3 months of operation they are what you call DEAD. Them cheap ass tickets apparently didnt cover all their costs and as of, well NOW, they are no longer in service! I"m soooo glad I didnt buy my tix to miami already i'd be OVER it!!

Now how am I gonna get to miami for $40?!? Thanks for nothing skybus!

OVAH THE FUNCTION.

Its official..my favorite underrated singer Janelle Monet has been signed to Bad Boy records! I'm OVAH THE FUNCTION!!! Singers have no chance on bad boy! Diddy is so concerned with sean jean and himself that he doesnt have the time to nurture up in coming artist with such talent as her!! Im so upset!! I guess purple ribbon allstars wasnt doing anything for her down in the A.

Hopefully diddy will let her do what shes been doing because i'd HATE to see her style changed to some ole bull!!

Good luck chile!

Fruit Basket!

You better say it!!!!!!! I know i have a couple of the gurls on my roster!!

NO SIR.

wtf !?!? dont u dare ruin madonna!!!!! he is TRYING it lawd! But the shade is, get into the INTRO! lol...

Current Fav's

Right now, i'm so in love with a line called Local Celebrity!! They are based out of LA and they just so happen to make the BEST t-shirts!! Thanks to my homie Mark Meyerson, I have placed these clothes on TONS of artists and I have a cool collection of my own!! 

Check em out! www.localcelebrity.com

Here I am in the tees ( several times) lol..

Intro.

When you are born with fashion running through your veins, sometimes you dont quite know how to stabilize it. 

You try to use things as outlets but while you sleep you like, see outfits in your head! lol...at least i do. I"m not gonna use this blog to just talk about famous people and how stupid they look sometimes, i'm gonna talk about regular people and how dumb they look too. 

You dont have to be rich and famous to have personal style...you just have to wear what you like and be comfortable in it!! =)