Tales from the Crypt

I see the Crypt Keeper decided to make an appearance at a Barnes and Noble. 

Mike...wtf are you doing dude? How dare you spend 2 hours at a HUGE book store looking like this. I'm sure your kids are secretly on twitter and their twits probably read something like this..

Paris@Blanket - Dad is killing me SLOWLY!

Blanket@Prince Michael - So, are we gonna be able to get any books or what!?

Prince Michael @ Paris - Please call DCS, I cant take it anymore! 

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