Let's try this again.

Now, Jaslene...you KNOW BETTER than to go to any function looking like this!! 

She showed up at the Dj Cassidy bday party @ Cipriani last night looking like ...well, unexplainable. I mean just because we're skinny that doesn't mean we can wear whatever we want...sometimes yes...but when it looks like THIS, no motherfu*king ma'am!! 

Do you have a stylist? ( sending off resume..)