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7.11.2008

I knew he was stupid.


Self proclaimed coon goon Plies really needs to get a publicist. I received something on my facebook wall that caused me to roll over and die TWO death's before I could be revived. In an un-dated interview with the rapper, the VIBE magazine reporter questioned him as to where he'd come up with the unique name of  "Plies", here is his response:


"Plies is a tool, You can use it to put the squeeze on things, like I’m doing to these niggas in the rap game. I got the squeeze on them real tight, they feeling the pressure, or you can use it to pull things out. I pull out all the bullshit and keep the real you feel me?
It also a word you can use in terms of things goin’ on in yo life, ya dig. You may hear something I say and say that it plies to me.”

The interviewer goes on to say: “I’ve heard of a tool called a Pliers and the term applies.”

and the Rapper responded: “You know what I’m trying to say my nig*a, just buy my album, I’m from the South my ni*ga, we don’t learn no grammar."

 I cant deal. 

2 comments:

Sane said...

But heart stopped when he said
"there's a tool called plies"

Please beat me 40 strokes less one!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then he was stood corrected he said "you know what i'm tryin' to say, jus' my BUY my ALBUM???"

Kitty you get the golden statue for this one. I felt my butt cave in in astonishment of the idiocracy. I must LINK!!!!

ORLANDA said...

Maybe that plate shouldn't say "GOON", but rather "COON". I am from the South, and from my understanding, we DO use grammar. I knew I hated this ni**a for a reason. Here's a word he should utilize once a day: ENUNCINATION!!!