Um, okay.

So NFL'er Tony Gonzalez has planned a "Formal Commitment Ceremony" for him and his longtime boo October Russell. 

Formal commitment!? WTF!?! Apparently, shes not good enough to marry because he probably knows it WON'T work and and she will want H.A.L.F. Maybe that'll be the new trend for celebs/athletes/famous people...have that formal common law marriage so in the event shit dont pan out.....you aint gettin NUTIN, NUTIN! 

I'm guessing he learned ALOT from Mike Strahan. LMMFAO!!! 

MAYBE in his mind he said.." I love you but in the event i DONT love you forever, you can leave with that dusty gym back you came over here with!"