NO MA'AM!

I just read on another site that rhianna MAY BE dating or TRYING to date Pharrell. 

OVER MY DEAD BODY LAWD!!

I cant take it!! I wont have it!! Why cant she stay with chris brown?? Whats wrong with him!?! I hear his umm "package" is bigger anyway!!! 

I'm over that!! If i find out its true, I will begin to loathe her in the way i LOATHEEE beyonca. 

In the words of B. Scott..

"Nasty gutta butt trollop!"