Industry Types.

This list was on my friend/manager's blog 

I HAD to put this on my page..HAD TO!!! I experienced this phenomena last night from one of my closest friends and I had to call on Jesus because I was ready to light his ass up but I thought otherwise and kept it cute...but like Tank said, if you or any of your friends are found guilty of these things PLEASE set them straight..don't let this take over! lol...

1. Wear sunglasses inside. [it's part of my "IMAGE"]

2. End in-person conversations with phone calls. You know, they answer the phone, then throw up that one finger like they're actually coming back. ["hold on one second,let me take this..."]

3. Don't make eye contact when they talk to you. They look around like their mind is racing super hard and they're so busy they can't even manage the time to look at you while talking. [I'm focused]

4. Name Drop. ["Chaka...that's my man"...STOP Lyin',CHAKA don't know you]

5. Don't have an actual job title. They just "work" with a bunch of [people]. ["I'm working on a deal with Bob Johnson....CRAZY"]

6. Refer you their assistant for something that can be answered on the spot. ["Make sure you get all my info from _ _ _ _ _"]

7. Regularly use the word "hot" to describe everything except the weather. ["This is why I'm HOT"]

8. Only have friends that work in the entertainment industry.

9. Type on their Blackberry to fill silences [who the HELL are you talking to?]

10. Think the word "grindin'" is an acceptable answer [to] any question ["...you know me, just grindin', trying to get it." GET WHAT????]